The sexual advances from certain members of The Lunatic Dinner Club towards me are and have always been unsolicited. Don't hate. I just have the swagger.

Further. This is not a democracy. If you're not the President, Sargent at Arms, Secretary or Sous Chef then you don't get to fucking vote on anything. EVER.

Also, too, as well....Yes. You must have "wheels" to be in out gang. No. Inline skates do not qualify.

Finally, only a few of you have signed up for the bake sale and cake walk. How are we supposed to raise the money for the trip to Richmond, Virginia if none of you bring baked goods to the event?

That is all.
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"Hi, my name is Abby. People say I look a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow..."

Fuck you. We have already formed a breakaway group - The Rabid Beavers. We don't have bake sales, we trash them. We sell moonshine, Oxycontin and condoms to school kids.
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Ooooh! Can I join up?

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"Hi, my name is Abby. People say I look a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow..."

I can bring some of the finest raw jelly beans to the bake sale?

geez...all said was "pass the ketchup" didn't think you'd go all kyjellyhole on me.


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“When I was young, a teacher had forbidden me to say "more perfect" because she said if a thing is perfect it can't be more so. But by now I had seen enough of life to have regained my confidence in it.”

what (or who) were you eating at the time?

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Moose's knuckles.

I don't know the proper plural term for moose is.

Mooses's knuckles?

Moose's knuckles?

Moose knuckles. Okay. That works.



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"Hi, my name is Abby. People say I look a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow..."

It's Meese, like the plural of goose.

gooses motherfucker.

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"Hi, my name is Abby. People say I look a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow..."

Las Ketchup.

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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

HOw about wheelies?

I'm good.