He was on a hunting trip with Hunter Jakkson and was accidentally shot directly up the urethra.

Things aren't looking good.

The family requests prayers for the 100 year old WunderWulf.

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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo

And shit I post here annoys people.

Man, fuck the Dutch!

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Whatever, I heard through nefarious means that the fire in his heart was out anyways.

I see what you did there.

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I would have had him on my Death Pool but not enough points. I'll pray for WunderWulf's urethra.

Stop it. Just stop.

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SM: He's in the death pool, it is .org related.
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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo

Damn it.

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WHy didnt WunderWulf have his TroubleTrousers on?

MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

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I WANT WILLIE BANNED!

Penis rhymes with please us....

KurtRussell is worried.

yeah and SilverSpinner Mc GiftTukkits

SilverSpinner Mc GiftTukkits has been through far too much of this as of late.

She needs to just remember to do like her father PicklePounderssone said and just take it "One flurvenburg at a dursennsen".


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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo

Sorry Balv, I'm here to stay!

Oh shit... I'm here to stay...


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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo

This just in:
Doctors have announced WunderWulf is slated to make a full recovery!

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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo

This just in:

As he was leaving the hospital he was run over by a street vendor named Gunther Jakkson and killed immediately.

RIP WunderWolf.

Godspeed, young princeerson.


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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo

yeah but did you guys hear about EmptyPokkets Rumbelsson and PistolSlipper MCDoggits?

SONOFABITCH!

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Is Mumbleshoes Dimplessson doing the eulogy? He always does them.

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The earth is a Brian

hes in KultBuster Town doing the BoltRussel Walk.. hes busy

Well, I'm not going then.

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The earth is a Brian

So sudden. How tragic.
KurtRussell is upset. =0(