the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/14/12 12:03:21 PM
so far two people in it...
anyone care for an invite?
it's yahoo
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/14/12 12:05:21 PM
Wait. You're counting yourself and ghayland, right?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/14/12 12:05:55 PM
yes.
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/14/12 12:07:28 PM
send me an email with your email address and i'll get you an invite.
thanks guys!
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/14/12 1:02:29 PM
bump!
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: jhillman17
- 8/14/12 2:08:21 PM
send me an invite - jhillman17@aol.com
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/14/12 2:21:19 PM
Oooooh. I thought you said Foosball.
Pass
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: WillieCash
- 8/14/12 3:14:49 PM
How much time does somethinglike this take?
Is it just setting up a team and seeing hwo it goes or is it an ongoing project.
On Stern, they did this once and had a chicken play who randomly selected players based on where she shat.
I'm banking on that logic.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/14/12 3:16:28 PM
That's the only way I can think to involve myself.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/14/12 3:18:57 PM
it doesn't take too long willie..
set your lineups weekly and you're good to go...
easy peasey china
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: WillieCash
- 8/14/12 3:21:19 PM
Can you use the same lineup all season?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/14/12 3:22:44 PM
yes...of course you'll want to replace any injured negroids...
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: WillieCash
- 8/14/12 4:11:40 PM
All white team for this cowboy
I've been reading some pamphlets about the superiority of caucasians. It's my secret weapon.
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-Kjo
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 9:28:55 AM
so,
willie and gharland...are you in?
invite sent to gharghar
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: gharland
- 8/15/12 9:52:54 AM
Just registered.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 10:17:02 AM
that a boy!
COME ON .ORG
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 11:41:10 AM
bump.
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 11:42:35 AM
So. I wasn't invited.
Fuck y'all!
I'm joining the fantasy Foosball league.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: gharland
- 8/15/12 11:44:19 AM
Your life is a fantasy league.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 11:45:19 AM
Can you live this fantasy life?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 11:48:42 AM
invite sent!
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 11:50:49 AM
Dude. I seriously don't know football.
I can put a fabulous outfit together though!
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Pushy Tramp
- 8/15/12 11:54:42 AM
I've been misled.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 12:06:56 PM
shad
i don't know football either
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 12:08:28 PM
Okay. Will this thing tell me when it's time to update shit or do I actually have to be observant and invest time in watch grown men tackle each other in what is basically man tights?
Because fag as I am here......football is fucking butch man gay.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 12:20:07 PM
Okay fuck-o. So there is a 'live draft' on a wednesday in the middle of the day too????
Seriously. I needs ta know this shit!
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 12:23:22 PM
well i can change the draft time anytime...
i seriously don't know football..i've not followed since jeff garcia was quarterback for the 49ers (that's my fave team)....
now i wanna get back into it...
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 12:28:51 PM
Last I was an avid fan....Reggie White was still alive.
Yeah man.....I can't seriously justify doing this at work....what with me being on here all of the time.
Just lemme know if you don;t get enough people for your little league and I will sign up.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 12:31:30 PM
please sign up.
you have to do it once a week...
that's my plan....
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 12:40:27 PM
Okay. I'll do it for you boo.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 12:40:43 PM
do it for dave grohl...
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 12:47:42 PM
Do you always keep a case of Molson Canadian and a bag of styrofoam balls in the back of your truck?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 1:00:25 PM
ALWAYS.
the Styrofoam was fun to hit with golf clubs!
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 1:01:22 PM
i see you're still not signed up.
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 1:04:38 PM
Yeash.....
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 1:07:17 PM
You have to send me another invite man. Sorry.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/15/12 1:23:49 PM
Done.
Happy now?
And.....I don't know who any of the players are if the haven't fucked a Kardashian or killed a dog.
I'm pretty well fucked from the start.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: WillieCash
- 8/15/12 1:43:07 PM
addam@addamscott.com
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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/15/12 1:44:55 PM
i'm happy 3 of my faves have joined....
God is good
god is good
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/16/12 11:23:58 AM
bump
Penis rhymes with please us....
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/16/12 11:30:38 AM
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: WillieCash
- 8/16/12 1:47:28 PM
Done
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: jhillman17
- 8/17/12 5:09:35 PM
so what am I, your least favorite in the group?!
And we need more people to join!
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: MySuicidalTurtle
- 8/18/12 6:24:13 PM
Are you still sending invites? I want in, please!
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/18/12 6:59:47 PM
Yes, please send more. Maybe I wont have to do it if you get enough people then. ;)
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/21/12 9:52:32 AM
invite sent kristina ;)
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/21/12 10:49:51 AM
i think when kristina signs up we'll lock it up at 6 managers for the league....
i don't feel like hunting down 4 more....
unless i see 4 more wanting in by the end of the week.
BUMP!
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/21/12 3:59:28 PM
no one else?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/21/12 4:02:33 PM
Please give it the rest of the week. I don't really want my spot if I don't have to have it.
No offense.
I just found out Brett Favre retired.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Bonochick
- 8/21/12 4:40:05 PM
"Last I was an avid fan....Reggie White was still alive."
My jersey has Reggie White's number. Apparently, I'm too cheap to buy anything newer.
I'd love to get in on this, but since I'm due to give birth in the middle of football season (I know, I should have planned that better), I'm probably going to be too occupied to stay current.
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/21/12 4:40:25 PM
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/21/12 4:42:33 PM
You call having a kid a good excuse for not signing up, therefore adding more people to the league and potentially allowing me to duck out a good excuse????
Well do you????????
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Bonochick
- 8/21/12 4:48:25 PM
Ha! Tell ya what, dude, this was finally gonna be the year I was going to go to a game. I have never been to one! I was so excited, Packers at Lions, November 18th. I'm due November 16th though, so unless I want to risk having that baby in the stands with a big foam wedge of cheese on my head, I better pass.
Then again.........
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/21/12 4:49:34 PM
If you have your kid in Detroit you might as well just leave it in the stadium.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Bonochick
- 8/21/12 4:52:34 PM
We can't decide on a name, so I keep combining first names of Packer players when referencing the baby. I think Jermichael Tramon has a nice ring to it.
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/21/12 4:54:09 PM
I didn't know you were black.
This explains a few things.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/21/12 4:58:38 PM
she's not, she's cuban.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/21/12 5:04:49 PM
Six of one...
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: MySuicidalTurtle
- 8/22/12 11:10:09 PM
Cannonball doesn't want to play?
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/22/12 11:24:55 PM
he's so busy cracking conspiracies.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: jhillman17
- 8/29/12 10:58:47 AM
you boys ready to do this tonight?
We still only have 6 players?
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/29/12 11:06:49 AM
6 will have to do.
player pool should be excellent ;)
obviously 10 would be ideal....but....
;)
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: gharland
- 8/29/12 11:21:06 AM
I will probably be out tonight, but I pre-ranked.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/29/12 11:32:22 AM
me too.
i'm going to the gym so i'm out as well.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: gharland
- 8/29/12 11:40:22 AM
"going to the gym" - like we don't know what that means.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/29/12 11:49:16 AM
code for fucking a hobo under the bridge.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/29/12 12:03:49 PM
I so forgot about this.
Can someone just pick my team for me. I certainly trust everyone involved.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: jhillman17
- 8/29/12 2:22:53 PM
the system will automatically draft your team if you aren't there. You can go in anytime and rank players yourself or you can just use the system rankings.
If you don't show, the system will pick the best player available at all positions based upon the rankings you use.
So if you can't make it, no worries... you'll still have a team.
Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/29/12 2:34:49 PM
It's just.....I have to wash my hair.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/29/12 2:47:49 PM
pubic hair?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/29/12 2:55:01 PM
Ha!
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/29/12 2:55:48 PM
It's so sad. You're the only one who knows how pretty/adorable I am.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/29/12 2:59:15 PM
totes adorbs!!!!!!!!!!
if you need any help blow drying....
CALL ME!
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/29/12 3:04:01 PM
Honestly. I haven't shaved in a week.
Come trim my sexy red beard.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/29/12 3:54:21 PM
and pubes....
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/29/12 3:57:19 PM
fag
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/29/12 3:58:06 PM
fag like a cigarette?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/29/12 3:59:16 PM
No, queer like odd.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 8/29/12 4:14:42 PM
gay as in happy or joyous?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/30/12 11:06:12 AM
Um....what's the name of the league?
What's the name of my team?
:(
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: gharland
- 8/30/12 11:29:00 AM
Are you sure you're not a chick?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/30/12 11:49:43 AM
I wish!
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 9/5/12 3:24:58 PM
Did I win?
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"If ifs and buts was candies and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas."
"Whatever Mother Fucker!"
"You have to dominate the swordfish. Only then can you saute' it."
"Strawberry daiquiris are for closers! Not for pussies!"
"Excuses are like assholes. Everybody got one but don't nobody want to admit it."
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: thebalvenie
- 9/6/12 2:25:29 PM
congrats shad.
ghar will send you 50 bucks.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: gharland
- 9/6/12 3:25:20 PM
I got something better than money...
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 9/6/12 3:28:01 PM
Seriously. What's the standings?
Did the cowboys win in the 9th inning?
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: gharland
- 9/6/12 3:30:16 PM
Yes they did - they had to pull the goalie in the 3rd period tho.
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Re: the dot org fantasy football league
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 9/6/12 3:39:51 PM
Yes!
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