I'd forgotten what it's like over the past 2+ years. Mandy Moore left me:(
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NO WAVES YOU CANNOT DIE WITH ME!
-kjoy

george murray is available

I think kjo is hot to trot too.

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The earth is a Brian

Kjo has been turning me down for a couple years now. Nothing new there. George Murray is a cock.
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NO WAVES YOU CANNOT DIE WITH ME!
-kjoy

Sorry to hear that. Rumor is, Mandy Moore is preggo.

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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

my condolences go out to your dying penis...

but seriously....given your pedigree...george murray will be as good as it gets....get it while the gettin' is good my boy.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO BACK TO HER!!!
btw, being single is fun.
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

Get a fuck buddy.

It pains me to say this, but Kjo was right.
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NO WAVES YOU CANNOT DIE WITH ME!
-kjoy

Im always right! dont be in pain
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

You're causing me less of the pain, but you were indeed correct. Eggs all over my face.
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-kjoy

That's not eggs...

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The earth is a Brian

haha, it's meade!
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NO WAVES YOU CANNOT DIE WITH ME!
-kjoy

Why is my ex-girlfriend texting me and emailing me this week? Oh, she heard I was hanging out with another girl. THAT MAKES SENSE.
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Maybe Mandy wants some more.

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Being single doesn't suck.


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Here's some advice from a woman:

Bitches be trippin'. If you can avoid them altogether, you'll be better off.

I was drunk when I posted that but it's accurate. And bitches are totally trippin. They make no sense and they always want whatever they don't have or can't decide what they actually want.

Oh well, on to the next adventure.
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You shouldn't be serious about any relationship until you reach your 30s anyways...

Why did I get so much flack when my sig said "Bitches Be Trippin."

mahfockers

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That's apropos, I'm turning 30 in six weeks:(
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Out of the frying pan and into the fire...I started dating a girl who appears to have gone AWOL or batshit on me. After a great two weeks of talking and hanging out nearly every day, she disappeared the last week. All I can get out of her (via text) is that she's busy with work and "overwhelmed/stressed" with something that she hasn't explained to me. I saw someone post on her facebook about her cousin dying, so I'm assuming the weirdness is related to that but I can't tell. I'm gonna wait another week and see if she returns to normal and starts calling and hanging out again, but something strange is afoot...
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Have you heard from her?

My person is being very confusing. Bitch needs to decide what he wants

Waves. You can't ask a girl to touch your dick on the first date. You have to wait until the second date.

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Waves, seriously, I wouldn't press the issue. Some people have a really hard time dealing with death (especially if the death was self-inflicted). Maybe offer condolences or an ear. Other than that, I'd let her come around.

Oh and I agree, something strange is a foot.

Yeah. Feet are weird.

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But.guys what about me?

I was dating this guy, it was going great for about a month, and then he disappeared for a week. He then texts me to tell me he's not ready for a relationship and he's still hung up on his ex. I tell him its too early to even consider a relationship together and that we could be friends.

After that he tried to make plans with me 3 times before I was free. Went out, talked about a bunch of shit. Told him to get over his ex. That she doesn't want to be with him and was only contacting him oout of nowhere cause she was bored (she wouldn't tell him what she wanted with him). End up spending the night together and have since hung out 5 days this past week and he made a point to get a hold of me to see how my Saturday party was etc.

What. The. Fuck.

You're pregnant.

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Like hell I am!

I'm working on a theory that Waves, Lacey, and Whisperer are all the same person.

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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo

wow
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People are so weird. Why does everyone make everything so complicated.

Waves....if her cousin was dying...why the hell couldn't she just tell you that and she's stressed and needs space.

Lacy...everything with a grain of salt. See how it goes with this guy. Good luck.

is it a boy or girl lacey?
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“When I was young, a teacher had forbidden me to say "more perfect" because she said if a thing is perfect it can't be more so. But by now I had seen enough of life to have regained my confidence in it.”

I think it's too soon to determine Balv.
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"Waves....if her cousin was dying...why the hell couldn't she just tell you that and she's stressed and needs space. "

Zackly. Yeah, this is a litmus test as to whether she's a good communicator or not. I give her an F. I hope she wasn't one of your favorite slices of pie.

I say you either ignore her or run her down in your car.

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I cant find love, anywhere, no one wants me :(
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

You're right shadow. And its a girl.








Not. One of those is never coming out of me.

Kjoined, Maybe you should consider a lease option.

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kjo, your child will always love you.

kjo has a child?
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“When I was young, a teacher had forbidden me to say "more perfect" because she said if a thing is perfect it can't be more so. But by now I had seen enough of life to have regained my confidence in it.”

It appears so from her Facebook, but I can't be positive.

Where'd you meet her, Waves?
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She's totally just blowing me off. I keep calling her on it but she won't admit it. Couldn't get anything from her for a week+ but lame texts about how she was "overwhelmed" and "stressed." But that didn't stop her from doing other shit with other people. The death thing was just my assumption. She still hasn't
used it as an excuse. She stopped by randomly yesterday to get her bike from me. All kinds of weirdness was being broadcast from her little head.

She's too young and a horrible communicator. I'm hitting the eDating hard this week to see if I can drum some batches up.

I met her through friends, Ely. We had a good two week run. Oh well, decent rebound I guess. She was really hot.
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And I agree, Lacey is pregnant.
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Waves....Onward and upward. Try match.com. I know many who have been successful.

Oooooh. Or christianmingle.com
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I'm on Ok Cupid because I'm poor;( It's hilarious though because I keep seeing people I know. I met my last girlfriend on Plenty of Fish, so I know that it happens sometimes.
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Thank you Roses, you are so sweet :)
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

Plenty of fish? Why would anyone name a dating site after an antiquated description of the smell of a vagina?

Was the URL steamyballsack taken?

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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

hahaha, Waves can't even afford Better-Than-Average Cupid.

Oklahoma license plates used to 'Oklahoma is OK' until they realized that no one outside of the Midwest thought that being OK was good enough.

It was like advertising bad self esteem, not to mention what the idea did for their tourism.

"How was your trip to Oklahoma?"
"OK."
"Fuck that, I'm going to vacation in Iowa."

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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

I think plenty of fish refers to that old adage about there "being plenty of fish in the sea," but I'm guessing you already knew that. It's better than PinkTaco.com I guess.

I've messaged about 18 women since Sunday night and I've gotten responses from 4 of them. Although I'm cheating a bit, because two of the responses were from women I already knew. The return rate on these sites doesn't seem very high.
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Speaking of state abbreviations, and the fact that I am a lazy lay, I have always approved of MA being on top of PA

I think I want to start a website for necrophiliacs called 'Plenty of Dead Bitches'

Sounds like a Tyler, the Creator song.
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I'm seeing Odd Future Friday

Nice, is Frank Ocean touring with them?
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nope :(

Eharmony blows too.

www.christiansingles.com
www.taintlickersrulez.com
www.forbiddenfruit.com
www.blowjobsthehardway.com
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“When I was young, a teacher had forbidden me to say "more perfect" because she said if a thing is perfect it can't be more so. But by now I had seen enough of life to have regained my confidence in it.”

Okay....but two of those web sites are real.

Guess which one I think is fucked up?

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which ones?
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“When I was young, a teacher had forbidden me to say "more perfect" because she said if a thing is perfect it can't be more so. But by now I had seen enough of life to have regained my confidence in it.”

Like you don't know.

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I lied about my atheism and signed up for christianmingle. I met a super hot devoted freak. It was like throwing a Christian to the lyin

Not your best effort.


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wah wah wah
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“When I was young, a teacher had forbidden me to say "more perfect" because she said if a thing is perfect it can't be more so. But by now I had seen enough of life to have regained my confidence in it.”

Smart people choose Christianmingle.com. The other dating websites will lead to an encounter with a burning bush.

This message was sponsored by the holy trinity.

Also, single parents appreciation day is March 21st. I'm going to see if I dissed Kjo on that day.
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Its ok if you did, I dont observe that day.
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

I'll sleep well tonight.
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I read that as "Its ok if you did, I dont deserve that day."

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I read it as, "Waves, please move to Tennessee and help me rub ointment on the tramp stamp I had removed."

But I had some expired cottage cheese earlier, so I'm out of sorts.
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POST OF THE FUCKING DAY!

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Damn, I need to get me some of those reading glasses.
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kjo has more of a side stamp, not fully tramp if i recall.

What about stumbling?
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Okay, I'm messaged something like 30 women on this site. I've tried all different approaches and somehow gotten responses from 5! And as I've said before, two of them I already knew. What is the deal with this crap! Ladies, why the fuck are you on this site if you won't answer fucking messages. I have a job, I'm smart, witty and well spoken...and a writer! For godsakes, I'm a teacher too! Shit or get off the pot please.
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given the choice between you and staying on the pot...can you really blame them for staying on the pot?

you left out self-involved and self-important. ;)


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“When I was young, a teacher had forbidden me to say "more perfect" because she said if a thing is perfect it can't be more so. But by now I had seen enough of life to have regained my confidence in it.”

Yeah those too, but I also have some pot so they're set with me.
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"Okay, I'm messaged something like 30 women on this site. I've tried all different approaches and somehow gotten responses from 5!"

Waves, no one ever said meeting someone, from the comfort of your couch, without giving any effort whatsoever, was easy

"I have a job, I'm smart, witty and well spoken...and a writer! For godsakes, I'm a teacher too!"

Is there some way you can do an advanced search in OK Cupid to select single moms exclusively?

You know what else sucks?

Paying for an Asian woman and getting a Vietnamese dude.
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Am I taking myself too seriously? Nick wins again with his comment.

I've had one unsolicited message so far, but she was a large black woman. Her profile said she was interested in experimenting with other races.
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Alright, I think I've got a couple coals on the fire. One girl has conversed with me a couple times in pretty lengthy and entertaining messages. Could always go another route though. I'll be talking to some other people outside of the net this week.
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online dating seems like pulling teeth
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

I'll pull your teeth kjo

I've never tried the online dating site route. I think I fare better in person. There's no way creating a profile for myself would ever end well. It's hard to convey what kind of mess you can be by just answering a few questions. I feel like it would be disingenuous even if I was being 100% honest.

I'm getting some responses but it never seems to go anywhere. My friends keep trying to set me up with people too, but nothing doing so far. I really hate dating, but I hate being lonely even more.
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I'm good at being lonely. Happiness is hard sometimes.

I used to be, but my social life took over somewhere in my mid 20s. Can't seem to get out of that phase now.
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I'm freeeeeeee
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

You're free?
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I did the online thing for a year or so a while back... So, you get a pretty decent looking girl who can write well, seems witty, etc...

Then you ask for some additional pics (other than the ONE she has posted, and NOT of a sexual nature) and POOF.... no more contact. The curse of the headshot.

I've been talking to one girl that seems pretty cool. We've gone back and forth a few times with some longer messages. I'll probably give her my number this week and see what happens.
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Never a good idea to meet up with your ex to "talk." Well that went swimmingly...

Got a facebook post the other day from the girl that been ditching me. She wants to hang out...IN 2 WEEKS!

Got a number from online dating. Hopefully I'll be talking to her later today.
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never "talk" with an ex. only meet for sex. and the second she opens her mouth post shagging, leave.

this thread clearly points to waves and kjo making a happy little family. step dad WC.

That might've been a possibility until the herpes thread.
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"That might've been a possibility until the herpes thread. "

Nonsense, the herpes thread only strengthens my (and presumbably Noonan's) assertion you and Kjo are soul and holemates.

Waves, have you tried ConjugalVisitorFinder.com yet?

No, but George Costanza raised some positives about dating an inmate on Seinfeld one time.
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The answer here is NO! I have too many herpes.
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

haha
Seriously theres reasons I think usually we have times were singe to live brightly and fully but yes it does suck if you try and get no where enjoy yourself tho always :)

Yes...of course. Thank you for that.
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WHAT?!

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Went on an OK Cupid date about a week and a half ago but it was a bust. I feel stupid because we had everything in common as far as music, politics but I just wasn't attracted to her. It might've been mutual because there's been no contact on either side since.
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Being WavesCrashingSucks too as well also
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nemo me impune lacessit