I had a friend who drank a lot--I mean A LOT. But he was always skinny. Why? He would drink instead of eat.

Have you tried substituting your meals and drinking some booze instead?

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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

I say he should take a good ol bump of cocaine.

Sniffin' and a-snortin'

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"I honestly think that ghosts are more real than unicorns."
-Kjo

I'm sure he's so pure that he doesn't masturbate.

Maybe if he masturbated he would quick running to the fridge.

Wait....no. I can just imagine him masturbating in front of an open fridge.

Damn it I am no help at all!

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I do say I have the vapors

yeah drinking helps.. my friend lost like 10kg in a week after a 5 day binge.. the downside was he had to wear diapers for a while cos he was shitting his pants too.

but yeah drinking helps.. i can never eat when im hungover etc.. and hallo heyyy

I don't mean to sound rude but none of you people are in shape. You may be thin, but thinness is not being in shape. Instead of focusing on how much I am out of shape (and I use that term loosely), why not get yourselves on a workout routine or something, learn to eat healthy diets to get out of being skinny-fat, and LEAVE ME ALONE!

you use 'out of shape' loosely in regards to yourself but not in regards to us? hahahaha.

I just think y'all need work, no offense. If you were a bunch of body builders or athletes lecturing me on how out of shape I am, then maybe you would have some clout. They know what they are talking about. But I know exactly what type of people you are . The average thin people that don't diet or exercise, and they probably will have a load of health problems down the road if they don't start. I eat healthy, even though I don't look it. And, no I will never drink. Alcohol is poison.

I never thought I'd be citing kjoy as the expert but wasn't she a personal trainer or something? So doesn't that void Meade's argument there? Just saying.

Meade, this thing is in perfect working condition, man. I've had women offer to lick stuff off of bodily organs you haven't seen without the use of a mirror and a crick in your neck. Ever have a girl slide her vagina up your chest and actually get past the speed bumps that are your tits? Have you ever fucked a girl from behind and there wasn't a sound like a raft (your gut) rubbing against a mylar balloon (her ass)? Meade, have you ever experienced the wet dew of a morning vagina and weren't missing any of your chloroform rags?

Meade, have you ever considered calling it a day early? Just like chuck it all in, write your note to your family, make arrangements as far as who is going to take care of your

You have no chest. Thats the thing.I have a chest. You don't. Yer jealous. Yer just skinny.Work out or do something. Lift weights. Get in shape, and then you can talk to me about that. And I don't need to hear about pornographic exploits you think are so great. You need to find the Lord and get right with him. I'm telling you for your own good. As for me, I have come to discover this message board is nothing but misery and I finally have no intentions of ever coming back. I'm sure you'll continue to make cracks about my so-called weight problem as I go, but I'll resist the temptation to respond. Best of luck to you and everyone here.

"I don't mean to sound rude but none of you people are in shape."



Author: vasinger
8/6/12 9:37:20 PM

Not really. Aside from being 25 lbs overweight, I also have Lyme Diease and Fibromylagia. I go into remission some times, but then the symptoms come back. In fact, one of the reasons its so hard for me to to lose this extra weight is because I get so fatigued I can hardly get out of bed some days. The only thing that makes me feel better is eating carbs. which of course does not help you lose weight.

I suffer from MS-like symptoms as well- and migraine headaches. So, no, I really don't have my health either."

You're in worse shape than anyone on the board. Hardly being able to get out of bed means you're in bad shape. You really think you can outrun or out-lift any orgers with your ailments?

I say you go with your Native American culture and attend sweat lodges a few times a week. Maybe you'll get a Native American name like "Dances with Milkshakes."
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Meade, I hear Hoveround is in need of a new saccharine jingle/spokesperson

Would you people really be interested in knowing my daily caloric intake since you seem to think I eat so much?

Well, here's a sample from "calorie count". I bet I eat less than you people do

Breakfast
2 eggs hard boiled 140c
1 protein shake with whey 320c
1 pc of toast 100 c

Snack
1 greek yogurt or 140 c
1 cp of cottage cheese with nuts 210c

Dinner
1 turkey burger on hamburger bun 310c
1 cp of steamed vegetables 100c
1 large piece of fruit 100c
1 cp of dark red kidney beans 200c

Supper
Tunafish sandwich on whole wheat or
Chicken breast on flat bread 430c
1 cp of vegetables 100c
1 glass of milk 110 c

Snack:
Zone bar 210c

Let's see adds up to around 2400 calories
125 grams of protein.

Yeah, that sure is gluttony.

No sweet tea?

"I never thought I'd be citing kjoy as the expert but wasn't she a personal trainer or something? So doesn't that void Meade's argument there? Just saying."

watch it vag licker, dont be jealous but I am also the expert at life, relationships and being nice.

So dont you dare be afraid to cite me as an expert, chances are you are correct.
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade

You ever have the chocolate graham Zone Bars, Meade? They are delicious.

Jebus kjoy I wasn't being mean. Settle down. Golly. There are probably other people here I could have said were experts too. Maybe all tha t work is stressing you out. Maybe you should go get pregnant so you can stay at home and raise babies instead of working! Ooops I thought I wasn't coming back here since y'all can't stop talking about my weight. I think I'm gonna write a song called "alt-country.org is full of hipsters that ruin everything and don't drink enough sweet tea and make fun of my weight." Then I'm going to eat another gallon of ice cream. And never post here again because you're all miserable. Unless I want to talk about myself some more. Then I'll post again.

Oh, you're still hear?

You know....diet coke is no better for a person than regular coke.

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