Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 7/23/12 12:26:45 AM
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Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Domo Kun
- 7/23/12 1:40:29 AM
Is this captain cunnilingus?
Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 7/23/12 11:04:02 AM
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Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 7/23/12 11:07:08 AM
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Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 7/23/12 11:21:52 AM
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Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 7/23/12 5:18:00 PM
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Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 7/24/12 3:02:20 AM
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Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 7/24/12 3:03:12 AM
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Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: violentgreen
- 7/24/12 4:29:11 AM
Is this the sequel to 'Infinity Blues'?
Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: nick
- 7/24/12 11:40:51 PM
Man, if you are trying to sleep (unsuccessfully) and think about camps, I have one word for you: Concentration
Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: captain cunnilingus
- 7/25/12 1:23:49 AM
i had my first experience with homophobia at Boy Scout camp one summer in the early-90s.
for about 3 or 4 years - or however long i was in the boy scouts - my troop would do a 2 week summer camp to Camp Woodruff in the North Georgia mountains. we would pack up the van with our cooking gear, sleeping bags, clothing and whatever other personal belongings we thought we might need before leaving the lilly white suburbs and driving up to hillbilly hell.
so, anyway, there was a big lake at the camp. there were many swimming and canoeing activities. one day, in the middle of the two-week excursion, my pack (or whatever the fuck a division of a boy scout troop is called) was scheduled to test our canoe skills. first we did safety training where we had to intentionally flip the canoe over, turn it back upright, and successfully climb back into the canoe. this was a challenge, but we practiced at other camp outings so we knew the drill.
next was canoe time trials. me and a partner had to paddle out around a floating platform and back within a certain amount of time. and to keep us moving we were pitted against other random scouts from other troops we had never met before.
now it gets kind of hard for me to write... it's still pretty emotional for me.
we were racing several other canoes but there were two boys in another canoe who were especially competitive and aggressive. they got up close to our canoe and started casually bumping us to intimidate. they were taunting us in thick southern accents, these guys were straight up hillbilly turds. i was in the front of the canoe, trying to paddle, but they were splashing us with their paddles as they paddled swiftly trying to overtake us. my partner was in the rear paddling hard, not saying anything, just trying to ignore the kids.
then i let out a girly scream.
"Queers!" one of the hillbilly boys screamed in that thick accent. actually, he pronounced the word in a very odd way; it was more like "Quays!" that one with the red hair is a fuckin quays." "God damn QUAYS!" "i hate them goddamn quays!!"
i can't finish.
Re: It's middle of the night, and I wanna talk about camps.
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 7/25/12 5:55:16 PM
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