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  • Author: inky
  • 7/23/12 1:44:14 PM

Is that guy who looks like he was smacked in the face by a giant powdered donut still hosting?

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  • Author: inky
  • 7/23/12 4:54:58 PM

Tom Hammond. It took a while to find a photo of this guy without knowing his name. He's so ugly, he's been scrubbed off the internet.

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/4497/tomhammond106.jpg

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"Tom Hammond. It took a while to find a photo of this guy without knowing his name. He's so ugly, he's been scrubbed off the internet."

Yeah. But he was really good in Dune.

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  • Author: nick
  • 7/24/12 11:35:48 PM

Meade told me he is cheerin' for the South.

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I'm so psyched that Bravo is airing tennis, so my fiancé can't watch Real Housewives.

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The cycling means my car is blocked for 2 days as the road outside my flat is closed. Boooo. I don't even like cycling.

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  • Author: joost
  • 7/27/12 9:02:32 AM

What kind of Brit are you?

Wiggins for the win!

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"What kind of Brit are you?"

I'm still going to watch them cycle pass my flat. Just not too bothered.
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Just let us know when that Aussie hurdler chick is running. Thank you.

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  • Author: joost
  • 7/27/12 9:12:00 AM

The only thing I really want to see will last ten seconds or less: August 5th, 100 meters final (men).

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Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to tug it and finish the job in the 11 seconds that chick is running. Might need a fluffer pre-race.

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  • Author: joost
  • 7/27/12 9:25:41 AM

11 seconds...you deserve a medal if you manage to finish before she does.

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I've been training a looong time.

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  • Author: joost
  • 7/27/12 9:40:10 AM

Sexytime is the women's field hockey.

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Having said I wasn't interested, I've got my feet up in preparation to watch the cycling go past my window in a few hours.
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Pretty interesting. Boxing on one network, women's fencing on another and cycling on the main NBC. Telemundo had swimming too.

That kind of coverage beats the style where they jump around too much. I'd much rather watch the whole event rather than the highlights.
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Yeah, well we'll take a medal in anything at this point.

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"Yeah, well we'll take a medal in anything at this point."

Canada participates in the Olympics?!

The regular people Olympics?!

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All I have to say is Brenda Castillo-- Dominican Women's Volleyball Team! Goodness gracious!


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"Canada participates in the Olympics?!"

We actually had them here once! '76 - not sure if you were born. We don't try to win anything tho. We're too polite.


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I was five.

And until I was in my mid teens I thought Canada was something owned by the United States. Kind of like theme parks or oppression.
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Destinee Hooker (Women's USA Volleyball Team) wins the Gold for most unfortunate name.

Glad she didn't fulfill her destiny.

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Give her time.

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i missed the race today.. did shortcut von cuttler win, or doublestep everysecondstep steven?

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  • Author: joost
  • 7/31/12 8:46:36 AM

Ample-sized bosoms? Ew, gross.

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  • Author: joost
  • 7/31/12 9:33:54 AM

"Is it just me or swimmers in general seem like the douchiest of all Olympic athletes?"

But those bodies...if I ever go gay it will be because of a swimmer.

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My goodness these women weightlifters are strong....

"Maneza was second after lifting 110 kilograms in the snatch"


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  • Author: inky
  • 7/31/12 2:09:09 PM

Hard core kegels!!!

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Yeah Mr. Phelps!!!

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  • Author: nick
  • 8/2/12 12:13:03 PM

I know she isn't in the Olympics, but I love this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0

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  • Author: Stu73
  • 8/2/12 3:16:02 PM

This video is incredible too! Might be as good as the Aussie Hurdler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGTm9HBKH0

Bulgarian, Ivet Lalova

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She gives me a Bulgarian in my pants.
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I'm practising for the pole vault now...

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The competition has been stiff.

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/3/12 3:13:25 PM

What are you watching? Women's 50m Rifle?

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all women who play team sports are dykes. all other women who do sports are just cunts. all athletes can go fuck themselves. olympics are for gays.

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  • Author: Ankaa
  • 8/3/12 9:24:54 PM

I love watching guys in spandex.
I don't care if they're swimming or biking or doing gymnastics because I watch with an open mind.

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  • Author: hamster
  • 8/5/12 3:35:22 AM

Alpha-male doogie?

Lol!

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/5/12 8:45:45 AM

"Kromowatdijojo (sp?)"

Kromowidjojo, DUTCH!

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  • Author: hamster
  • 8/5/12 11:15:31 AM

Well you ain't either.

The Earth is an asshole.

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  • Author: hamster
  • 8/5/12 4:55:14 PM

I'd pay good money to see you address a group of black men with the words "you wassup niggaz?"


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  • Author: hamster
  • 8/6/12 6:46:05 AM

Thought you might enjoy this Doogs...

http://www.mamamia.com.au/entertainment/funny-olympic-picture/

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  • Author: hamster
  • 8/6/12 8:32:59 AM

The rower with a boner.

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  • Author: hamster
  • 8/6/12 9:39:57 AM

I aim to please.

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Maybe just start a blog, rather than a lonely thread like this?

Who knows, maybe some online girl will like your posts so much, penis size won't matter.

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Bats, a film that should have premiered on the Science Fiction channel on cable, somehow got a theatrical release. If it had been made fifty years earlier I can definitely see Boris Karloff or Bela Lugosi in the part that Bob Gunton plays as the mad scientist.

The scariest thing about Bats is not the creatures themselves although they are the ugliest looking things this side of the Black Scorpion. The scariest part of the film was Bob Gunton's portrayal of the mad scientist who created this race of killer omnivirous Bats. He's identified as working for the Center For Disease Control. I was watching this figuring out how this creep got government clearance.

Yet Gunton is the most enjoyable thing in this film. And you got to love the fact that he had all these government facilities to work with, he's not hidden away in some laboratory in an old castle the way Karloff and Lugosi used to be. He's bred this race of flying fox bats from Indonesia which are aggressive to begin with and they've taken up residence in a bat cavern in Lou Diamond Phillips's county where he's the sheriff.

After several suspicious deaths with mutilation, the cause is identified and zoologists Dina Meyer and Leon Robinson are brought in to clean out the bat cave. If you care about how and if they do it by all means watch the film and the hint is, think blob.

Bats will never go down as a great science fiction classic, but it does have a certain campiness to it. And Gunton is a hoot.

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Did you hear about that mexican who went to college?
Neither did I.

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OK, I'm a girl who normally loves "chick flicks" and comedies, so when I had nothing to do this evening and decided to go see a movie with my parents, (I thought they were seeing "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo"...but alas I was incorrect.) and discovered we were going to see "Four Brothers", I was a little upset. I'm normally not one for movies that are seemingly all about people getting revenge and lots of killing and fighting. I dunno..I'm not one for the action/drama type...unless it's a horror movie, and then I'm definitely there. Anyways, I was genuinely surprised at how good this movie ended up being. Each of the four brothers gave an amazing performance. Andre Benjamin showed that he's not only a talented singer, but a talented actor as well.

The movie was much better than I had expected. I laughed, and I (almost) cried. It went through a range of so many different emotions and events in the lives of the four troubled men, all adopted when they were children by one amazing woman who became their world. I don't really know what else to say without spoiling the movie, so I'm going to just leave you with all of what I've said, and the fact that I would most definitely recommend this movie to anyone and everyone.

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/7/12 7:55:26 AM

The 100 meters was great. They should give a gold medal to Edith Bosch, the Dutch judoka who punched the asshole that threw a bottle on the track.

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  • Author: wings
  • 8/7/12 9:09:16 AM

that little jamacian chica who ran the 100 meters was fantastic. Also enjoyed the marathon... under 5:30 miles for 26.2 miles!!
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  • Author: joost
  • 8/7/12 1:00:23 PM

Another gold medal for the Dutch! Good job, Epke.

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/7/12 1:03:42 PM

Inge de Bruijn.

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/7/12 1:15:03 PM

Usually a jaw like that can only mean one thing: doping. There was a rumor she took some for Sydney in 2000. It was never proven though.

But who cares about Invincible Inky, it's all about Ranomi now!

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Highlife's Urinal Swill

1 ounce warm miller high life (preferably 95 degrees)
1 ounce Jagermeister
2 ounces of Dr. Pepper
1 ounce of sweat from a hairy man's ass crack

DONE!

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  • Author: roscoe
  • 8/7/12 1:54:31 PM

Misty Hyman.

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Congrats to USA Women's Soccer!!!!

so exciting!!!!!

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  • Author: roscoe
  • 8/8/12 5:19:05 AM

Dude have you seen the Dutch women's hockey team? They can hunch over me all day long.

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/9/12 4:31:54 AM

"Dutch names are pretty great."

Churandy Martina is running the 200 meters today.

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  • Author: roscoe
  • 8/9/12 4:52:53 AM

Churandy looked pretty good in his semi. Could grab a bronze behind Bolt & Blake.

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/9/12 9:06:14 AM

Best games ever? Maybe not enough world records.

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/9/12 11:46:31 AM

I saw Felix win the 200 meters yesterday. Like a gazelle, poetry in motion.

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We get bronze in women's soccer after being cheated out of a shot at gold. I hope Japan kicks your cheatin' yankee asses!

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  • Author: joost
  • 8/9/12 11:51:36 AM

"Sort of like Michael Johnson"

He looked more like a duck than a gazelle though.

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She must look 10 years old I guess.

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