Hi everyone!
Well Im just a country singer from RVA (Richmond, Virginia), and Im so glad to find this wonderful message board. I hope everyone is having a good time here.

Well, God Bless Y'all
Love from Richmond


Meade Skelton.

Man I hope this is legit.

He's important enough to make the Urban Dictionary a couple of times.

Severely overweight/obese country singer who trolls countless Internet forums with delusional and self-promoting comments. Commonly refers to himself in the third person. Again, is very fat. Almost certainly a homosexual. Has a dead mother and lives with his father, in his basement. Stands 5 feet 7 inches but claims he is "not short."

Penned the hit song "We Talk in Circles," reportedly while binging on twinkies and M&Ms over a three-day period.
OMG that fat guy trolling our board is totally a Meade Skelton.


Meade Skelton is a Richmond resident who posts praises of himself under aliases in numerous internet forums. A self described artist, is usually ridiculed for being narcissistic, unimaginative, and untalented.
Meade Skelton has been laughed out of forums for years.


Meade, if you're for real, then welcome.

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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

This is brilliant

I wonder if he is friends with Gringo.

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Re: Meade Skelton Was a Hit in Raleigh!
Posted by: meade = gr8t ()
Date: May 22, 2012 05:48PM


The Meade-haters are closeted homosexuals who can't stand Meade for his freedoms.

Tits or gtfo.

I say we give the guy the benefit of the doubt - in fact I propose a "Welcome Meade!" BBQ this weekend. I can bring some excellent Canadian beers - I'm pretty sure dudeman can get a hold of some mushrooms. Anyone else in?

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I'm in.

Anyone else notice the camel toe n that video?

I'd fuck him.

So you'll be there?

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I feel fortunate that Meade has chosen this board to meddle in.

And count me in to bring a bottle of mead.
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I'll be there if only to let the waistband on his pants out a couple inches. He's this close to a yeast infection.

Meade actually has the desired shape for men and women- wide broad shoulders tapered down to a narrower waist. Granted Meade has a little more flab there, but his shape is the V form- the equivalent of the hour glass shape for women. Very few men have the V shape, just as very few women have the perfect hour glass shape- its the most sought after shape because its considered the most ideal. So in that respect, he was blessed.

Those thighs in corduroy could start a fire.

I'm in love.

Oh gawd

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-kjoy

This guy needs to get laid. Where's Kjo?

Fucker tried to rip off my name.

Coming to the BBQ? Bring some chicks (girls...)

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PEENGINA!
The earth is a brain.

He's no Horatio Lee Jenkins.

That's all I gotta say.

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He's got Leon Redbone in the favorites page on his site. That's enough to get a pass from me.

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I'm just impressed that he adds lots of fruits and vegetables to his diet. I think we all should.

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Hey, Y'all its really me. Most people are not familiar with my music. I am a very obscure Country singer from RVA. I realize I am not in the best of shape. I am trying to lose another 25 lbs. Most of my songs reflect my life struggles including rejection from women, weight loss problems, and run ins with Hipsters.
Here's my website for more info.
www.meadeskeltonsplace.com

Im not really that fat. Am I? I think I know I am definitely fuller figured.

You know how it goes, eating all the road pussy must have packed on a few LBs.

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You're not fat but I was serious about the yeast infection. Let that belt out a few psi's.

can you please explain the first video "river city" to me?
The earth is a brain.

River City is a nick name for my hometown Richmond, Virginia. Because, see, our city is on the River James.

Good work, pal.

Keep it up!

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"Sometimes I feel embarrassed that I even read threads here anymore." - tapilon

This is the best thing to happen for our board in a long time.

You have a wonderful voice and you are pretty hot, just maybe need to lose a few pounds.
The earth is a brain.

Meade, you should try some LSD.

I think Meade Skelton is on Jeopardy right now. He's going by "Richard Block" for some reason.

Meade just won so you'll be able to see him tomorrow too.

Are you sure roses?
The earth is a brain.

No, just a guy that looked like him. I thought it was funny. It was a "ya had to be there" moment.

But what if it really WAS him
The earth is a brain.

You'll have to watch Jeopardy tomorrow and let me know what you think.

Ok
The earth is a brain.

http://www.sgvtribune.com/news/ci_20735859/diamond-bar-man-competes-jeopardy

Damn, I can't c&p on my phone
The earth is a brain.

I just c&p from my phone :)

I can't c&p the pic though.

It selectively works for me but really, I just don't know how to do it.
The earth is a brain.

I don't believe that man looks like me. I've been compared to many famous movie actors though. Many people say I look like a young un-dead John Ritter. Some others include Brandon Routh, John Cusack, Anson Williams, and Zeke and Luther Star , Hutch Dano. Unless he's a native american. Because I am Cherokee.

lol roses, i cant believe you found a pic. yes it looks like vag

I genuinely like this song.

There's no shame, Jenny. I like We Talk in Circles and the song about hipsters. I just wish he would rotate out the cheeseball routine every once in awhile. If he played a better sounding keyboard and had a decent band it would be much improved.
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NO WAVES YOU CANNOT DIE WITH ME!
-kjoy

If current Elton John made a video trying to convince everyone that he isn't gay, that's exactly what it would look and sound like.




"What if he really never did penetrate anyone ever?" - Gringo

I love the part where the lady comes out of the bathroom, and then shortly after an intercom can be heard in the background. Quality stuff.
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NO WAVES YOU CANNOT DIE WITH ME!
-kjoy

I also like the fact that the woman is dressed in a traditional Indian salwar kameez. Either Meade is also a missionary or Richmond's Hindu community is very accepting.



"What if he really never did penetrate anyone ever?" - Gringo

Was this (performance above) in the Dumbarton Library, Meade?
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No, a Winchester coffee shop.
Ooops

Must stay away.

Fake. No video blog.

Just someone using Meade's personal info.

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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

That's unfortunate.
This imposter got all of the love that should have gone to the real Meade.
Disgraceful.

"Ooops"

OK, this is obviously Cannonball. Next.




"What if he really never did penetrate anyone ever?" - Gringo

"You're not fat but I was serious about the yeast infection. Let that belt out a few psi's."

Nice work here, inky.

Thanks Willie.

God damn I miss that fucker. It's not fair that he would come here, piss all over the board, make us love/hate him, then leave. Total bullshit.

You should check out The Making of Sweet Tea on his tumbler.

Check out his hot look at around the minute mark!


http://meadeskelton.tumblr.com

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Jesus Christ.
That video is like a bad acid trip.

I can absolutely not wait for the official video.

so, was this fucker the real deal, or some bullshit imposter?

He was real. And either the most clever of spammers or an exceptional dumbass.

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Did he leave bc god told him to? Or bc someone was being a complete loser fucktard'!
The earth is a brain.

Meade’s Summer Tour!

Hey Y’all!

Well I’ll be right busy this summer. The Meadow Street Band and myself are going out to Tennessee! Yes, that’s right. We’ll be going out there in early July, and we’ll be singing at Acoustic Coffee House in Johnson City, followed by an afternoon show at the Opryland Hotel! Then we’ll be recording in the famous Studio B- where such legends as Patsy Cline, Ernest Tubb, Elvis Presley , and many famous others recorded. And I’ll be playing on the very same piano that Floyd Cramer used. I know I’ll be in some high cotton. I better make sure I wash my hands first! My music video for sweet tea also should be coming out , as well the official vinyl release for “Meade Music”. Be looking for that.

Here are some shows comin’ up:

Friday, June 29th

Ruritan Club Eastern Henrico Richmond, VA (Private)

Sunday, July 1st

The Republic 2053 W. Broad St Richmond, VA 4-7 PM

Friday, July 6h

Acoustic CoffeeHouse 415 Walnut St Johnson City ,TN 8PM- Midnight

Saturday, July 7th

Studio B Recording Session- Nashville, TN 9 AM

Opryland Hotel Performance Noon-3 PM in the Lobby Nashville, TN

Saturday, July 14th

Libbie Market 400 Libbie Ave Richmond, VA Noon- 3 PM

Monday, July 16th

The Diamond- RFS Baseball N. Boulevard Richmond, VA 5-6:30 PM

Saturday, July 21st

Borjo Coffee 4416 Monarch Way Norfolk, VA 7:30-9:30 P.M.

Friday, August 3rd

First Fridays Leesburg: Downtown Leesburg, VA 6-9 P.M.

Saturday, August 11th

Market Street Coffee 1020 E. Main St Purcellville, VA 7:30-9:30 P.M.

Sunday,September 9th

RECORD RELEASE! The Camel Toe 1621 W. Broad St RVA 7:30-8:15 P.M.

Friday, September 14th

Dajeerling Cafe 103 . W.Beverly St Staunton, VA 8-10 PM.

Kjoy, can you make it to any of these shows?

Bump all these great threads

I am going to have him sign my Meade doll!

Meade must have thought the world was ending Friday.

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Could the gig at the Opryland Hotel be the first .Org summit\orgy?

'Hey Meade, I'd love to stick around but I am going back to my room with Wildflower to try and lure her into clutches by pretending to be be interested in her namedropping of bands. Later, you V-shaped autistic singing cowboy.'

Ill make myself go to opryland hotel if 5 other orgers go as well. (including Jenny)

The earth is a brain.

"Friday, September 14th

Dajeerling Cafe 103 . W.Beverly St Staunton, VA 8-10 PM."


OMG. My friends own that place. OMG. He's coming to my town.

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Ok, at least one of you guys needs to go to a show and write a review.

highlife, was it you that said you wanted to interview him? Don't be skerd.

I'll do it. Someone send me a cam and I'll get it on video.

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A review and article will do.

He's doing a record release at a place called The Camel Toe? Bwhaaa!! Either Meade is being funny, or that's the most unfortunate (awesome) scheduling ever.

Jenny was trying to be clever. Looks like the place is just called the Camel.

"You should check out The Making of Sweet Tea on his tumbler.

Check out his hot look at around the minute mark!


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If you watch that video you can totally tell he is Autistic. I don't know how much that changes your views of the guy, so I apologize in advance if you feel like letting the guy off for being a twat.

I don't.

That's like being nice to old people because they are old.

That doesn't bar them from being total cunts.

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I wouldn't be meaner to someone because of their condition, so I wouldn't be nicer either.

I like that everyone's white-haired :)

Update:

After the lil’ ol recording session, we will perform downtown at the Gaylord Visitor’s Center- right near the Ryman Auditorium. Despite the name, The Gaylord Visitor Center is very family friendly.

Rofl!!!

LOFL!!!
The earth is a brain.

Meade, do you think the name "Gaylord" Center is for lords that are gay? lol
The earth is a brain.