Dumb things that you used to think when you were a kid:

In sporting events, when the crowd chants "defense", I used to think they were saying "He-man". Like, so the team had "the power".

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I used to think that a woman's vagina was on the front of her pubic area, not between the legs. Since people did it face to face, and my boner stuck straight out, it just made sense.


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what people thought about me mattered.
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haha roses, that's awesome.

In 4th grade I told everybody at school that the word "Disney" had a silent p in it because the cursive writing they use on their logo actually made the y look funny and it confused me.
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I thought the same thing, highlife. When I was even younger than that I thought that when people got married, the woman immediately became magically pregnant.

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  • Author: tapilon
  • 5/13/12 2:42:56 PM

My best friend Paul and I would run around calling each other Dildos... we had no idea. Our parents never corrected us, I think out of sheer embarrassment.

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dan, you just amaze me with what a complete douche you are...and you never miss a chance to bring it up, either...thanks for reminding me again!

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I don't believe you!
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  • Author: nick
  • 5/13/12 3:14:55 PM

For a little bit I believed in God. Top that!

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Me and a buddy of mine used to sit around in the presence of my parents and he would say "dill" and I would immediately say "doe".
Turns out my Mom had no idea what a dildo was.

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  • Author: hamster
  • 5/13/12 3:41:52 PM

You got laid because of a bet.

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When driving around and looking at Christmas lights, my parents would comment on liking the solid green lights. I always thought they were saying salad green, so I figured that is how the color of green Christmas lights was described.

I think the best though is how they always called the rear defroster/defogger in the car the defrogger. It was just their cute way of saying it. When did I learn otherwise? Driver's ed. All those freaking years of honestly thinking it was called the defrogger. Wow.

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"It's a fuckin' miracle that I ever got laid; I just do not understand it."
~Doogie

you took the safe route and fucked fat / uglies. i couldve gotten laid by now if i took that route, but i am terribly shallow, so i am holding onto my virginity until i can get to know a bearable female

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when i was a kid i thought girls were weird and avoided them

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Laughing!
My lil sis and I would sit outside our older sisters room (8 yrs older) and I would say "shh" and she would say "it". We got in trouble.
Peengina

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  • Author: jughead
  • 5/14/12 12:22:43 AM

I thought girls had dicks & shit babies from their asses.

I remember asking my mother if her dick was bigger than my dad's.

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lofl jughead
ONe time when i was 5 yrs old I thought i was pregnant bc i had a chubby tummy. I was very upset and sad thinking "im too young to have a baby".

Peengina

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  • Author: mr703
  • 5/14/12 1:00:45 PM

trickle down economics works

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I used to think Bryan Adams was good.
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In college I did my first text. I was in a fight with my then boyfriend and I texted my name. It prob cost $5 a letter. I was not sure of what I had just done and thought to myself that he may get it on accident and think that it was a sign that he was meant to be with me, like his phone was spelling out my name.
Peengina

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I know :(
Peengina

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I used to think that a woman's vagina was on the front of her pubic area, not between the legs.

All young males (aside from those growing up in nudist colonies or Holland) thought this, right?
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  • Author: haven
  • 5/17/12 11:52:06 AM

I thought Art Garfunkel was called Artgar Funkel. And that his brothers Paul and Simon were also in his band (Paul, Simon and Artgar Funkel).

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I used to think that at least some women weren't fucking lying, deceptive, untrustworthy bitches.


Also, when I was a pre-teen and sex wasn't even so much of a curiosity, I was convinced that Asian vagina's were horizontal.

PG2

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  • Author: inky
  • 5/17/12 12:12:14 PM

I thought women had babies once your reached a certain age because the neighbor's daughters seemed to keep breeding with no dad in sight.

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  • Author: Baffy
  • 5/17/12 2:51:43 PM

I thought Dylan was singing "Tigers loving blue" instead of "Tangled up in blue".

's all,
peas,
Baffy

"And her Baffy’s got arch
And her flipflop's all right"

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When I was little I thought that Purgatory was like a school that you went to when you died and you weren't quite up to par and you would be in class with the nuns until you passed and went to Heaven.

I also thought headstones were trophies for doing a good job.

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I thought the Earth was a brain.

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Ha!

PG2

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  • Author: nick
  • 5/17/12 5:38:37 PM

"Also, when I was a pre-teen and sex wasn't even so much of a curiosity, I was convinced that Asian vagina's were horizontal."

Monkey, this used to confuse me too. Here, I have made a handy diagram to help you out in regards to Asian vaginas.



Hope this helps!

Nick

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I used to think the song "No Rain" by Blind Melon was actually called: "Blind Melon" by the Smashing Pumpkins

Because of the obvious melon/pumpkin connection but also because I thought it was about a melon that's life was pretty plain and just liked to watch the puddles gather rain.

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  • Author: juliet
  • 6/25/12 7:29:03 PM

I could never sleep with the covers over my head because I had an intense fear that my parents would look into my room in the morning, not see me and pack up and leave. All without me ever waking up. I don't know what that says about my childhood...!

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I couldn't sleep WITHOUT the covers over my head. I thought I was going to be attacked by demons, ghosts or be abducted by aliens. Like blankets would save me.

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When I got in bed, I would pull the covers over my head and stay real still. Then I'd imagine all the Frankensteins and ghosts and monsters would could in, see no one was there, and move along to their next victim.

After a while, it was safe to pull the covers down and fall asleep.

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i used think cigarettes were good for you and kept you skinny.

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You were some dumb mother fuckin' kids....

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joe's the biggest retard of all.

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Joe gives Meade Skelton blumpkins

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  • Author: nick
  • 6/27/12 4:22:00 PM

I used to think I had to cum on a girls face to be happy and to get over my daddy issues. Now I know I can cum on a guy's face too

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I used to believe that sexual interactions were based on a level of mutual affection and understanding.
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nick is still funny....after all this time.

still hasn't friended me on instagram though...fucking prick face.

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Suck it Trebek....

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I love how doogz creepily rubbed a young girls boobs and just thought it was all about having fun. Then got reported.
The earth is a brain.

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Where is the dumb ass that thought marijuana smoke smelled like ironing? Ha! That was a good one...

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  • Author: nick
  • 6/28/12 4:19:49 PM

I used to think AIDs is what made Magic Johnson 'Magic'.


Fixed for Balv.

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should of just stuck with the first thought there nick...much more powerful by itself.

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i used to think that they tied off the umbilical cord, and that 'outies' were a badly tied knot.

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that is true
The earth is a brain.

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  • Author: nick
  • 7/25/12 12:31:58 AM

In fifth grade we had sex ed. It was a series of videos hosted by a middle-aged woman holding a coffee cup. On the subject of wet dreams, she said ' a young man may wake up and find a puddle of semen in his underwear.' For years I thought this to be true. What she failed to mention was that to see the puddle you have to see said puddle before it dried. I thought something was wrong with me. 'Why does my semen dry so fast?' 'Will I ever be able to impregnate a woman using the equivalent of semen for astronauts?'

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