Can we please take a break from the constant bickering and overt homosexual innuendo to address a reality I came to this morning? Seeing Charli's vagina would be the end of the Charli brand as we know it... and for multiple reasons.

First, let's look at what Charli brings to this forum. She brings masturbational fodder to the guys here who are willing to openly admit that we find her attention whoring her only redeeming quality. In a board full of guys that I would deem anything but typical, those who find her attractive do that in the face of not clamoring for what a bunch of music nerds would typically find attractive in a girl. Hipster glasses (not the dark-rimmed kind)seem to be removed when it comes to Charli. She doesn't make us laugh, think, or initiate self-deprecation (a favorite of mine). She's a tart, but she is our tart, damn it. We love her for not wanting to contribute in any other way that showing jutting hipbones and a somewhat wonderful rack. This is all we have needed.

Second, She could show us her tits and we would be happy. There would still be a proverbial hotness to a topless picture even if her tits turn out to be deceptively small. Why? Because we have seen enough of her tits to still want to see the rest of her tits. We'd be happy with the pictures of her tits regardless of size, proportion or potentially awfulness of her nipples. We've seen nothing close to a vagina picture.

Third, nothing good would come of seeing her vagina....and how could it? I have my own beliefs (the same beliefs are shared with Shadow Monkey) in regards to up close vagina shots. I don't think a vagina shot is ever hot...and that's not even the reason I am against seeing Charli's vagina. No vagina shot from Charli would ever live up to any expectations or hype that most on this board would have. The resolution, lighting, up-closeness, or level of manicuredness could never save a Charli vagina shot from being dissected like the Zapruder film. In fact, there would probably be more guts.

Fourth, a Charli vagina shot would be the end of the 'tease' era. Where do you go from a vagina shot? A vagina shot would inevitably mean that we have already seen her tits. A vagina shot would signal the end of her tease. You aren't teasing when you show your vagina. Excluding a picture of Charli being defiled by a vibrator, cum on her face, or being stuffed by a large black cock, Charli's vagina is the final frontier. It'd also mean that our reaction to us seeing her tits left her feeling a little underwhelmed. She'd show us her vagina in hopes of reining us back in. Sadly it'd be too late. The Charli that we thought we knew, the Charli of duck lips and bra shot fame wouldn't exist in the same collective minds here. We'd know too much and it'd be the end of her. It'd signal that she had given up and it would ultimately be our fault. Dare I say it, seeing Charli's vagina would make us better people, but only because we would be more informed that she isn't what we thought we wanted out of her. Her vagina isn't perfect and I would much rather not have the evidence to prove that.

Well, maybe David would...

Nick

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"703, you are without a fucking doubt, the biggest piece of shit loser on the internet" -dudeman

"You to mr703.......You are exactly the fuckd who have run many off this board. - gringo"

So...full nude no pink would leave the 'tease' intact?

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i think what nick is trying to say is

there's plenty of bare gaping vagina on the internet

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"703, you are without a fucking doubt, the biggest piece of shit loser on the internet" -dudeman

"You to mr703.......You are exactly the fuckd who have run many off this board. - gringo"

I think so, highlife.

And no, CN. I just cranked that out after a nice little pill mixture. I will read it again later to see if it makes sense.

It looks like nick has thrown his proverbial Vagina Hat in the ring. Will Charli accept the challenge? More importantly does Charli believe full vag would end her mighty reign as Org.Hotness#1?

I'm not so sure I agree with nick. Sure, a vag shot will end that mystery but the question of where do you go from there still remains. CharliAsslessChaps, CharliNakedYoga and finally CharliGangBang are all possiblities. I'm a little surprised that you're limiting her, nick.

Seeing Charli's vagina would be the end of the Charli brand as we know it...
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I think you may have put a bit to much thought into this, but you could be right.

However, all good things must come to an end, and I can think of no better way for Charlie to end it.

"i think what nick is trying to say is

there's plenty of bare gaping vagina on the internet "

Kinda, yes. But it goes deeper than just that. Charli's career here on the Org is teasing us every month or so. Posting a picture of one's vagina would lend itself to upkeep. Possibly even more upkeep than an actual vagina. She'd be lurking for approval posts and whatnot. When the approval would come or wouldn't come, there would be posts from her in her vaginal defense. That's not what we need out of Charli. We need Charli as we have her. We need to not see everything because not seeing everything still gives you hope that the rest is as lovely as advertised in the duck lips photos.

"I'm not so sure I agree with nick. Sure, a vag shot will end that mystery but the question of where do you go from there still remains. CharliAsslessChaps, CharliNakedYoga and finally CharliGangBang are all possiblities. I'm a little surprised that you're limiting her, nick."

I'm not limiting her at all. I think I am trying to maintain the hotness that we see. A vagina shot would end that. I don't care how wonderful it is, we would still know the extent of the grooming, the course her flaps would chart, and the extent (or nonexistence) of razor bumps. We'd know too much about someone we are pretty happy with now.

This wasn't a challenge to Charli, this was public service to her.

Charli: Showing us your vagina would be the end of OUR Charli. You'd be every other vagina we have already seen. It'd be this weird unveiling that has transpired over years. No result would be the result either party was looking for. Let us keep our hopes that you have a wonderful vagina despite that probably not being the case.

Wow!!!! Haha x
Facebook - Charlotte Kollar

nick's lobbying for charlie to start posting a series of erotic novellas about herself on the .org in lieu of a picture of the big V

he'd like them grammatically accurate too

and leave the curse words out


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"703, you are without a fucking doubt, the biggest piece of shit loser on the internet" -dudeman

"You to mr703.......You are exactly the fuckd who have run many off this board. - gringo"

Honestly, 703, I think that would be more damaging than vagina pics.

If only this PSA had been around for poops.

If only poops had been hott.

HUGE DIFFERENCE, Jenny, no one was asking for those on here (to my recollection). Poops was here all the time, too. Charli know the service she provides here. Regardless if you liked what poops had to say, she said stuff. Charli comes in, posts new spank material, and is gone for a month. That's another difference.

You're right, nick. I just love to bring up poops any chance I get.

"In a board full of guys that I would deem anything but typical, those who find her attractive do that in the face of not clamoring for what a bunch of music nerds would typically find attractive in a girl."

This is a great insight, and a great thread.

Every time I think I've purged that dumb slit from my memory, someone has to bring her back up.

Thanks.

Danny, did you post a picture? I can't see it..

nick, do you have gynecomastia?

No, I sure don't.

too much progesterone?

No, but I guess I also don't see what that has to do with this thread?

a penis that doubles as a clitoris?

No, but I have a penis that doubles as a constant source of disappointment.

Does Nick's theory work for women, too? Does it take all the mystery away, when men send cock shots?

Charli, if you'd like a woman's opinion on your impending noodz/vag shots, please feel free to email them to me at indianawildflower@gmail.com. They will of course remain strictly confidential. I maintain stringent cock and vag privacy standards.

i have no idea why you think a sort - of non - random vagina pic is somehow less great than a sort - of - non - random seldom poster's e-aura.

Unless of course this is reverse psychology which in that case i applaud and salute you and am sorry for very slightly possibly ruining the vibe (though I probably really haven't said anything that would be absorbed by said vagina carrier)

Does Nick's theory work for women, too? Does it take all the mystery away, when men send cock shots?

yes and yes. fortunatley it doesn't really hold true in the original thesis control group which is why I am questioning nick's manghood.

good day.

^ I think you are missing the point Tim Crimson Crimson. Charli is different. No amount of vaginal goodness would appease the beasts here. I am saying this for the good of the board and for Charli's self-esteem. Nothing good would come out of seeing her vagina. Nothing. It will largely disappoint and we won't ever be able to reclaim THAT Charli. You can't go back to posting bra shots after we have seen guts. It's a sad truth. You can't unsee a vagina. Especially one that has been asked to be seen.

Oh lord.

It's a slippery slope. As soon as she shows pink, someone will want to see a finger in there. Then a dildo. Then a real cock. Then two. Then a DP. Then airtight. On and on...


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I think Nick loves looking at gina, he just thought too much about this, like maybe he knows he will never get to see charlies peengina so he thought up some theory as to why it would be bad if he did??
Peengina

No, I'm not even a huge fan of seeing vag shots, Kjo.

was about vag penetration?
Peengina

I like penetrating vaginas, Kjo.

I have herpes everywhere but my gina.
Peengina

I really wanted EL's opinion on this
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"703, you are without a fucking doubt, the biggest piece of shit loser on the internet" -dudeman

"You to mr703.......You are exactly the fuckd who have run many off this board. - gringo"

She probably isn't up yet.

i posted my asspussy. guess the code wasn't right. not gonna fix it.

what is the difference between arguing against seeing pussy and not wanting to look at pussy. and further, what is the difference between not wanting to see pussy and not liking pussy.

none more black.

My opinion on the aesthetics of the vagina has nothing to do with my trying to preserve Charli's importance here on the Org.

asspussy, lol
Peengina

but your opinions on the aesthetics of the vagina may directly inform your desire (or lack there of) to enjoy the vagina

Ok let me clear this up, i am not and will not be posing nude for a photo to be posted here or anywhere else. I have never posed nude and shall maintain this stance, yes i have posed in very little and as i said in an other post i am more about the tease than the reveal.

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Good, Charli. Let's keep it that way if you still want the same level of adoration on here.

Tim, I enjoy vagina with the best of them. I eat more pussy than cervical cancer.

Also just to clear up the other bit that people got excited over earlier. yes i did post a picture but it was not nude, i was covered and was the picture i mentioned in another thread about been to warm to sleep so can all relax lol
Facebook - Charlotte Kollar

There was nip. Or at least areola.


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where are these areola pics?
Peengina

Send me newdz, I'll send it over.

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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

Hey, thanks for ruining this for us, jerk.

I saved Charli as we know her. You guys will thank me if ever you do see her vagina.

As voted 2nd hottest .orger, I BEG Charli to keep her vag under wraps. I couldn't handle this kind of pressure. Thanks girl.

Who knows, maybe some tasteful cleavage pics would dethrone her.

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or dignity

or tasteful areola pics
Peengina

Wow kjo. I had no idea you were so interested in my areolas..

dont send anyone noodz IW

After the vag shot we could only hope for an anal pic or some fisting. Fisting is the new everything.
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i am also interested in your (edit sorry utterly disgusting)
Peengina

Even when they repeatedly ask for them LIKE YOU HAVE, Noonan? *rolls eyes*

Meh. I'd still rather get some kjo pics. I've seen enough of charli.
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*FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT*

i sent you a gaping gina pic, did that not ruin things for you?
Peengina

kjo, post asspussy?

edit: too much charli waves? come on...

You sent me some fake gaper, no it didn't ruin things. U my homie.
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I got no such pic. Thanks for nothing.

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What about an artists rendition? How would that go over?

Like a courthouse drawing where pussy takes the stand?

Totally. Hand on the bible. Rusty the bailiff in the background...

It just dawned me. Nick now holds the vag sacred, since his kid will be crawling out of his girlfriend's in 6 months.

I think some are missing the point. This isn't me putting vagina on a pedestal.

"It just dawned me. Nick now holds the vag sacred, since his kid will be crawling out of his girlfriend's in 6 months."

Sacred?

I more inclined to believe he's hornier now that she's pregnant. Don't you talk to friends of expecting fathers?


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"I eat more pussy that cervical cancer."
"I think some are missing the point"

truth

nicely done, nick. I'm sorry I missed all this today hahahaha

Oops that was supposed to say 'i eat more pussy THAN cervical cancer.'

If he's so damn horny, then wouldn't he WANT to see Charli's vag?

If Nick gets soft on us, this place is doomed. Next thing you know, he won't be making abortion jokes anymore. *le tear*

"If he's so damn horny, then wouldn't he WANT to SEE Charli's vag?"

You don't know horny then. Do you really think a man can only be horny for 130 women at a time?

"Do you really think a man can only be horny for 130 women at a time

What? I don't even understand what that means.

*whispers* Now, AWU, will you please hush. I'm trying to trick Charli into showing Nick her vag.

Again, IW, you don't get it. This has nothing to do with my horniness or whatever. This is about me preserving Charli's sexy. It's amazing how few really get my point. This has nothing to do with my opinion of vaginas.

I DO get it, Nick. I just don't care.

If I did, I could go back and do a .org search of your visual vagina aversion, because you've mentioned it here before. A couple times actually, if memory serves, but since I don't, I won't.

"Shoot nudes: Yes"

Love ya, girl. <3

I think the only way for nick to prove once and for all that he has nothing against vaginas is to post a picture of himself face deep in one

or at least very close with some tongue action

I still think Angie is hotter...
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And that's before you consider the wealth of other material available all across the web.

I think that if i saw charli's gaping vag i would still think she was pretty.
Peengina

" overactive 3/20/12 5:39:22 AM
I still think Angie is hotter... "

that's because she is

Was I too harsh on Nick? I think maybe I was. I'm sorry. It's okay that you don't like the look of vag. I don't personally find it extraordinarily beautiful either. *hugzees*

I'm glad you answered your own question there, IW haha

"Dressed as a woman among men dressed as women. Now see, that's a disguise."




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Sent from my iPhone 3Gs

I just came across this thread when looking for Elevator Lady quotes. It needs to be said that I don't think we have seen any glimpses of Charli since this thread and I am very sorry about that. Charli, if your next go-to move was showing the flaps, I am sorry I spoiled your reveal.

In the case of a "legitimate" vaginal defense, I think she could remain. It depends how violent the vaginal shot is though. The whole thing might not take.
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"You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. This is not logical, but it is often true." -- Spock (Amok Time)

"Vaginal pictures disgust me." -- I said that

Vagina pics make me think of either snails or empanadas but neither at the same time.

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A phenomenon I don't quite grasp is 'creampie' shots. I just don't get it. A Google search will show up thousands of pictures and every one is basically the exact same picture. That's the not the confusing part though.

Essentially you have people searching for the results of something they had nothing to do with. This isn't a badge of honor for their ability to cum in someone in close vicinity to a camera. They want the aftermath of someone's unprotected sex. They aren't looking for a picture of a vagina. They are looking for a picture of a tired vagina that is leaking someone's semen. If you say that last sentence aloud you really understand how fucked up that is. Dudes are searching for pictures of other men's semen. They don't even know whose semen it is! It could be anyone's semen! They could be looking at a racist's semen, or even worse someone that finds humor in Madea Goes To Jail's semen. Maybe I am a bit of a philistine when it comes to this shit. I'd want to know the source of the 'cream' part of that 'pie.' I'd want to know that whoever's cum I am looking at is at worst as awful of a person as I am. If I wanted to see a vagina spewing cum, I wouldn't just Google 'creampie.' I'd Google 'creampie from philanthropist' or 'creampie from Tom Waits fan.'

I had to look up cream pie shot.

I wish that I had not.

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You had to look up creampie shot even after I described it as 'a picture of a tired vagina that is leaking someone's semen'?

I had to see one.

Now I don't.

So, comes the question (see what I did there?).

What's the term for the same type pic but w/ a booty?

:D

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boston cream pie

They are called 'breeding,' actually. I had to look that one up on my CumUppance App.

Ha!

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after poops vagina i think mostly any vagina would be welcomed...
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"gharland loves monster pianists." - sean

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^ I dunno, I have seen awful vaginas on beautiful women and vice versa.

charlis vagina would probably look like two strips of partially grilled fajita meat...
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"gharland loves monster pianists." - sean

Your Friend,
Keef Riffhard - intolerant hypocrite

-Bea Arthur Whirlwind-

That's just nasty.

And now I want fajitas.

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I'm guessing Charli's vagina looks like an Asian eye crying whilst suffering from pink eye.

i read on facebook that fucking charli is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
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"gharland loves monster pianists." - sean

Your Friend,
Keef Riffhard - intolerant hypocrite

-Bea Arthur Whirlwind-

This is why it was so hard to get women to join the Olympic pole vaulting team.

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My money is on hanging meat.

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damn, where is that vagina chart when you need it