sucks.

someone needs to tell billy crystal he hasn't been funny since jimmy carter was in office.

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ZING POINTS:
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Elevator Lady: 2
highlife: 4
sean: 3
WillieCash: 2
nick: 3

ANTI-ZING POINTS:
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hamster: 4

why do sean and nick have an odd number of points?

My most hated awards show of them all. Fucking actors.

Being treated and talking about themselves as if they've cured cancer. Yea, it's "cool" to hate on these shows- but really. It's the most vapid bullshit possible.

Kim Jong Il's ashes were dumped on Ryan Seacrest. At least that's cool.

TCM all evening. Love TCM movies.


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this is really the most painless way to have the oscar experience


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/26/oscars-2012-academy-awards-live_n_1302516.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008#24_list-of-this-years-oscar-winners

Or just watch "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" again on TCM. Great movie.


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Okay. Did anyone else see Jason Segel look like he was starting to cry when Brett was giving his win speech?

no but when the clip is online I'll watch it 18 times in a row and be sure to tell you about it

"@garbage
We are seeing a lot of eating disorders on the Oscars....VERY skinny arms,very skinny legs, scary thin..........depressing."

shirley manson is awesome

I tried to find one but it's not out there yet. Or I'm not looking hard enough.

Everyone was smacking their lips on stage.
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The Oscars were hilarious.

The whole thing is satire right?

Can you imagine if it was real? omg, i wouldn't want to live in that world...

That mime documentary did fairly well.

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I just watched the Christopher Guest directed Wizard of Oz focus group sketch. Unsurprisingly it was very funny.