Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 10/18/11 10:42:32 AM



Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 10/18/11 10:49:41 AM

Sorry, that is Kirk Cameron celebrating his birthday.

It reminded me of this picture..



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Adds a new layer to the Left Behind series.
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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

At least this band had one fan.


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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

Aw, poor Virgil.

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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 10/18/11 1:57:53 PM

Dan, I am sorry...I refuse to think that those 3.5 feet of Subway goodness were to feed 15 people. I know one has to be for Boner Stabone alone.


Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

That woman in the background leaning against the doorway has the same sad look of realization that washes across Dirk Digler's face when he realizes just how sad the situation he's in at Rahad's house while Cosmo lights firecrackers.
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I heard Tracy Gold was there but had to leave to throw up her lunch.
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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 10/18/11 2:19:18 PM

Yeah, Tracy Gold isn't half the friend she could be.

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"That woman in the background leaning against the doorway has the sam sad look of realization that washes across Dirk Digler's face when he realizes just how sad the situation he's in at Rahad's house while Cosmo lights firecrackers."

This has got to be the creepiest thing I've ever seen you post. : )

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The day is young.
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  • Author: AWU
  • 10/18/11 2:25:20 PM

GD Funny

Sent from my iPhone

Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: mr703
  • 10/18/11 2:27:24 PM

"Dan, I am sorry...I refuse to think that those 3.5 feet of Subway goodness were to feed 15 people. I know one has to be for Boner Stabone alone. "

hahaha so true


"Obviously it was just a casual office birthday party, and there were more than two people there. You can tell that by how many Subway sandwiches are on the table"

3 footlongs and one 6 inch??!??!?!


not to mention, are they all drinking 1 half filled sunny d?

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Jesus came over and multiplied that shit!

Duh!

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Also...


Boner is dead.

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Oh, and FTR I would sit and talk to old Virgil all day.
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I would point and laugh from a distance.


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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: dudeman
  • 10/18/11 2:33:57 PM

Maybe all of his friends were Raptured and Kirk was left behind?

Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: mr703
  • 10/18/11 2:35:44 PM

in his sect of chrisianity are women not allowed to approach a man without his permission

one is standing behind a bunch of trash and the other is just outside the door



if i didn't know any better i'd say they poisoned that cake

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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

I don't know what benefit there would be to hang out with him for a day. All I can think is that if I did I would either:

A. Feel much better about myself.
B. Re-evaluate the ongoing contract negotiations between myself and Satan.
C. Realize all that Subway and that tiny little bottle of Sunny D was just for him.

Or

D. Murder him and then fuck his hollowed out skull.

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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 10/18/11 2:47:53 PM



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Actually the woman in the doorway looks like she just found out that the drummer she blew wasn't the original Night Ranger drummer.

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"Motoring!
What's your price for flight?
You've got him in your sight
And driving thru the night.
Motoring!
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right?
You'll be alright tonight."
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nick, where is everyone's favorite waterskier?
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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 10/18/11 3:29:52 PM

Who is laughing now?


Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: WSYO
  • 10/18/11 3:37:27 PM

willie, re: dirk, that may be the best pop reference I've ever seen.

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Glad to oblige
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kirk reborn superstar

Gregory Alan Isakov - Virginia May (Folk Radio UK Session) by Folk Radio UK

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nick fucking cracks me up.

well done.
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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

"who is laughing now?"


that would be me

Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

Lemme break it down for ya.

The half-empty Sunny D belongs to the camera person, who set it down on the table to take the picture.

The other two women are trying to move out of frame. The camera operator didn't zoom in enough.

That's four people. There are four plates on the table. Everyone is eating a foot long sub by themselves, except for the woman in purple by the trash can. She's not really fat, but her husband tells her she is.

And they look like they're in a run down office park in Lincoln, Nebraska.

His God doesn't appear to care that much for him, since I am certain those are employees, not friends. His God is mocking him.

And so am I. If this is what the Devil's birthday party looks like, I'll take that then. That blue dog always has the best weed.



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Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 10/19/11 6:35:23 PM

I really hope he said "Aww, you guys shouldn't have! You know how I hate making a big deal out of my birthday!"

Bwahahaha!

Awesome job, as always, Nick. <3

Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 3/17/12 11:16:05 AM

Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: nick
  • 8/30/12 3:49:58 PM

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Tropical-Storm-Isaac-Weakens-Tropical-Storm-Kirk-Strengthens-167965176.html

I'm not one to ever wish harm on anyone, but I want there to be a headline that reads 'Kirk Ravishes Key West' so badly.

Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

  • Author: KFC
  • 8/30/12 10:02:40 PM

I really like that picture of virgil

Re: All that god (plus 5 dollar footlongs) and no friends

Wow. This whole time, I thought the mentions of Virgil in this thread were referring to virgilcain.

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