i wish i was Jewish. Jews hold a monopoly on Western narratives. I'd probably be a better writer if I was one of the Chosen People. They wrote The Bible, they've produced, written and directed many Hollywood movies... Dylan is a jew!

Jews distill the Voice of God directly, but here I am -- just a vapid barbarian.

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'I love 29, but I never listen to it unless I'm in the bath'

Rinda!

Jewish holidays suck.

why don't you become one, then? It just requires a pair of scissors and memorizing the Talmud.




Dylan is Catholic, btw. (or not, who knows)

Ha....you don't have to memorize the Talmud. If you did....nobody would convert.

Just kidding. But there are some sort of tests, aren't there?

Yes, there are. I don't know exactly.

But the Talmud joke...as I Jew I took that literally. It was pretty funny.

it's always something with captain c - next week he will be wishing he was Tom Brady's towel boy.

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Gharloser. I will troll the fuck out of you from now on you stupid fucking cunt.

-AWU

You need a work ethic to be the kind of Jew of whom you speak.
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By 'work ethic' Ely of course means 'a singular desire to control all the wealth on the planet'.

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Gharloser. I will troll the fuck out of you from now on you stupid fucking cunt.

-AWU