balv's over-generous pic of himself eagerly awaiting an ass reaming leads me to ask myself this question

The fuck?



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don't judge me, dude

it's a valid question

do women watch gay porn?
it would make sense since guys watch lesbian porn..
gay porn is fucking nasty..


kill your television, free your mind hallo

oh! A 'sloppy party-bottom' thread! Awesome!

EL - The demographic you are looking for on this board doesn't exist.

Straight men generally don't watch gay porn. The board is made up of generally straight men.

I know you think you are edgy and evolved in your sexuality, but you are on the wrong board for this discussion.

Have you ever considered that you are a male homosexual trapped in a woman's body?

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if balv's gonna show us his glory hole, I'm gonna ask questions about it

"I know you think you are edgy and evolved in your sexuality, but you are on the wrong board for this discussion."

Bingo. Sorry EL!

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>>>if balv's gonna show us his glory hole, I'm gonna ask questions about it

Here's the thing: that really wasn't balv. Did you honestly think that was him?



"Happy Channukah, fuck faces." - llr

Balv is the master of posting the most disgusting pictures of everyone other than himself.

He's very endearing that way.

;)

ffs dude
do you honestly think i think it was him?????

what the fuck is the deal with you touchy fucking men today

you ask ONE gay porn anal bleaching question and all the men start crying

Only the ones who can't admit to watching gay porn.


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i would imagine that cgood could probably help us here

his anus is probably inspected by countless doctors weekly

i'm sure he likes to keep it fresh and clean

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Also, cgood has probably consumed bleach at some point, so his anus might have been exposed to it regardless.

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although, i guess that'd be like trying to clean up Hiroshima by throwing some pine sol on it

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"You to mr703.......You are exactly the fuckd who have run many off this board. - gringo"

I mean, we are led to believe men prefer the nice white anus so many women are now sporting in porn

if this is true and it's an aesthetic issue aimed at pleasing MEN, then wouldn't it stand to reason gay men's porn would also have their manly anuses also nice and clean?

unless it's actually secretly been women all along who apparently prefer the white anus...
Or it's a preference exclusive to straight men??

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i would say a majority of men would prefer a clean anus

as long as that's the priority, i wouldn't think many would give a shit about its semi permanent coloring


if you catch my drift

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I hear a lot of people get bummed out at Xmas.

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I've actually sent two gay friends a text about this very subject.

ftr I am still opposed to and offended by the very idea of anal bleaching for anyone at any time

I'm still disturbed noonan said kjo needs to bleach her anus

>>>> "I hear a lot of people get bummed out at Xmas."

hahahaa

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I'm still disturbed noonan said kjo needs to bleach her anus>>>>>>>

Her mouth needs a good bleaching.

This seems apropos:


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bet an unbleached anus would look pretty dark next to the white christmas snow

hb, I'm still anti-bidet

Bidets make more sense. I used them in Germany.

I'm with you, hb. Save the trees.
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but...kjo DOES need to bleach her anus? Y SO SRS?
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why do i need to bleach my anal cavity??

Because no one likes SSA.
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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

what is SSA?

Apparently, one of the reasons god invented Google.
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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

FUCKOFF

My girlfriend enjoys male gay porn.

She is bi,and subscribes to Kinsey's theory that everyone is to some degree.

I disagree .

i believe both genders are naturally attracted to women. the same does not apply for men though. it's darwinism at its finest...

the female of the species is hard-coded to attract a suitor in order to procreate. on the flip-side, the male is wired to conquer and hunt. as such, it only makes sense that over time the body of the female has evolved into something that is aesthetically pleasing, while the body of the male is strictly utilitarian. this means everyone can find women attractive, but only women (or homosexual men), can find men attractive.

that, and if you give any girl enough drinks she will eventually confess that she finds other girls attractive. yet, as it stands, i still have never heard a single guy ever utter the words, "ok look, i admit, i DID make out with my roommate Greg back in college one time.... but i was totally drunk at the time, so it didn't count!"


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That's because men don't confess those things to the likes of you, they tell them to women.

that, and if you give any girl enough drinks she will eventually confess that she finds other girls attractive. yet, as it stands, i still have never heard a single guy ever utter the words, "ok look, i admit, i DID make out with my roommate Greg back in college one time.... but i was totally drunk at the time, so it didn't count!" >>>>


There is great truth to this. If drunk...I will make out with the better looking woman...than the less attractive man.

Not that I'm making out with women.

Are you flirting with me, amy?

Hhahha

Cannonball. Who says women are more appealing than men. In much of the animal kingdom the males seem to me the more attractive of the two. In humans the male is usually bigger more muscular without excess adipose tissue hanging down like tits.

i had to leave a bar early the other night bc if i stayed, i was gonna go home with a girl,and i knew i wouldnt commit to that.

wtf is on his buttcheek, kale?

"without excess adipose tissue hanging down like tits."

that's very 'fight club' of you to say

I can't say that I agree with Cannonball's theory at all - if you reduced everything down to evolutionary principles bi-sexuality or homosexuality would have no place at all. Evolution would not have made women desirable to the point that it tricked other women (even if they were just drunk in their dorm rooms) - the society that we have constructed means that any evolutionary pull on our attractions is accompanied by countless media, fashion, personal examples of what to find attractive. Evolution happens slowly - the rate that the idealised women's body (as featured in Playboy, other lower shelf and women's magazines) changes is much quicker. I would kind of agree with whoever's girlfriend said 'everyone is bi' - but, only kind of. I would see sexuality as a scale - with full on heterosexuality at one end, homosexuality at the other and genuinely, equally bi in the middle. Some people are right at the end of the scale obviously...I don't know - this works for me.

My suspicion about the greater number of popular examples of bi-curious lesbians is that the following have a real impact on it:

a) Female to female sexual contact (usually confessed as in the past, drunk, experimental etc.) is pretty accepted in the mainstream (and not in a way that makes gender/ queer theorists very happy), Rachel admits it in Friends - and no doubt in countless shite films. It is also (stating the obvious) seen as acceptable as a soft core titillation for men.

b) Fear. I may be totally wrong on this one but I suspect that fear plays a part; and not just fear of not being accepted (as above) - fear of the act itself. That great homosexual kiss that so many women have had or claim to have had - I guess sometimes leads onto something, sometimes doesn't - but what it leads onto could be (and obviously I'm speculating about curious, first time same sex experiences, not experienced lovers) a fairly external erotic encounter: stroking and kissing of breasts, of the clitoral region and, unless on this first time you enter the world of toys and/or fisting, no really intense penetration beyond the odd finger or two. I think it's this penetration, or fear of the penetration that would stop male to male experiences...would you worry if it was going to stop at a kiss? A hand job? I suspect a lot of men fear being penetrated - it's a barrier to overcome - are you ready to take a cock in your mouth? To have something inserted in your arse? You might end up loving it - but it's a scary leap to take, it's a big thing to do - to put a big thing inside you if you're not sure.

That would be my theory - I find a fair few men attractive and I know other men that do; however the thing that tells me that I'm closer to the heterosexual end of the scale? I'm a lot, lot pickier with men.

And the original question - I don't know really - my guess would be some do - probably less than women in mainstream porn.

I love you, trees.

Also, if jason and cb get drunk together, I'm coming along. And I'm bringing ennui.

YEEHAW

Thanks El - I'm fond of you too!



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>>>> "We should probably get drunk sometime, CB."

hahaha...

winter_trees, while I am confident that my theory is sound (all girls are bi-sexual to some extent, but not necessariily guys), i'll acknowledge that my rational behind this phenomenon might not be. That's more my best guess and it makes sense to me based on my observations in the world.

However, I definitely don't agree with your claims. The overwhelming majority of guys out there aren't refraining from hooking up with other guys simply because they are afraid of "taking a cock in their mouth" or "inserting something in their arse", as you say. This kind of thinking takes a giant step backwards in accepting alternative lifestyle and sexualities, in my opinion. Rather, the fact is, most guys are repulsed by the idea of so much as kissing another man. There's really no mystery to this. Most guys just aren't attracted to other guys, plain and simple. The truth is that feelings of bi-sexuality just don't run rampant amongst the male gender as is does within the fairer sex, but i'll leave it up to the brainstrust of the .org to pontificate the Whys?

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i don't find it hard to tell someone what i think is an attractive man, or an unattractive man

however

If there was a picture of a hose and bean bag in my face, i would be turned off. That is to say, i would prefer not to see it. mostly because i just don't find a redeeming quality to it.

unlike seeing an image of any part of a naked woman. forget the hoohaa or tits even, show me a sexy woman's stomach and i could get aroused. her neck. her back, legs etc.


cball is right. I just have no attraction to the same sex. I can certainly say whether a man is busted or attractive, but it's me describing what i would deem attractive to females rather than me describing what sparks feelings in me of desire

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It takes a massive step back in accepting alternative lifestyles? Does it? How so?

I would say that men desire/ dream to think that women (particularly the attractive ones) are all bi-sexual for their own erotic benefit. It's perpetuated by misogynistic mainstream culture and I see absolutely no reason why, aesthetically the same would not be true for both genders.

However I am not claiming that all men are refraining from homosexual activity because they're scared of another man's cock inside them; I'm sorry if I made that unclear. I think this is something that is far more accepted as a casual thing between women..as described above; it's titillating, men want to believe it's true...see the popularity of 'I kissed a girl' see whoever is necking at this year's MTV awards. I think there are many other factors.

I'm wary of any claims about human behaviour that purport to be universal. All I was saying is, sometimes that fear could be a factor. It's not claiming to be some kind of sociological breakthrough - or even correct, it's a guess - and it's a guess based on the fact that, personally, I'd kiss another guy, I'd fool around with one, externally; but to go down on his cock or take it up the arse - I'd really have to be sure about him - the possibility of that step would certainly be in my head if I was going to casually 'experiment' with some guy. Certainly anal sex is something that could be pretty uncomfortable or painful and you would want to know and trust your partner (in my opinion) meh, maybe it's different for everyone else. I don't know.

I certainly did not intend to take a giant step back in accepting alternative lifestyles - I am very accepting of (most of) these.

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Mr703 - I think all you have said there is that you are not gay.

Whilst this might be a big step for you, I don't know; you can't equate that 'I am a man - I am not attracted to other men' to 'all men are not attracted to men'



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I didn't think we were debating the fact that people are gay trees

I believe there are males that are attracted to males


i think what was being debated was whether same sex attraction is more prevalent in females than males

and although i don't know if all women have urges to sleep with women. i can safely say that quite a few are not "turned off" by the female form...unlike myself with males

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"You to mr703.......You are exactly the fuckd who have run many off this board. - gringo"

If there is a legitimate disparity between the number of women who are attracted to other women and the number of men who are attracted to other men, it's possibly due to the sexualization/glamorization of the female body that defined American advertising/entertainment for the better part of the last 50 years.
There's definitely a cultural consensus on what constitutes a good looking man but, as mr703 said, those qualities are generally limited to things like facial appearance, general physical fitness and even abstract stuff like "confidence". Recently I think the amount of advertisements featuring eroticized male images has been climbing, but up until recently the typical "good looking" guy in an ad would have a good looking face, be svelte but clothed and convey some sense of power or wealth. Women have been pictured in more physically provocative ways for decades; it's probably not a coincidence that men can identify "attractive" men based on less sexual factors whereas women are more comfortable seeing members of their own sex in a eroticized fashion.
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>>>> "It takes a massive step back in accepting alternative lifestyles? Does it? How so?"

i won't try to speak for entire population of people that i am not apart of, but your statements struck me as playing to the lowest common denominator and the prodding of latent homophobia. you reduced sexuality and personal identity down to wanting to "take a cock in your mouth" or "inserting things in your arse", and separating all men into two groups: those who hide those urges and those who admit them. that kind of thinking seems a little 1985 to me. but then your last post seems to better explain your original point, and i guess it wasn't intended that way. no harm, no foul!

>>>> "I would say that men desire/ dream to think that women (particularly the attractive ones) are all bi-sexual for their own erotic benefit."

i disagree with this. there will always be exceptions to the rule, so if you are saying that you have honestly never had a single thought about another girl being attractive or sexy in your entire lifetime, then i'll take your word for it. but i meant what i said earlier... a lot of girls that i have come across in my lifetime have admitted to either a drunken make-out session with another girl (or more), or at least the openness to doing so. compare that to the zero number of guys i know who have expressed the same feelings (who don't identify themselves as "gay" or "bisexual"). and it's not just a "fear" that the average joe has in confiding such dangerous info to another male friend. on the same token, i can't think of a single time when a girl has told me about a guy confiding this in her either.

Occam's Razor... the most logical explanation for this, quite simply, is that there are more bi-sexual girls out there than there are bi-sexual guys.


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Are you flirting with me, amy?

Hhahha>>>>>>>>

;)

I forgot I even posted in this thread.

I <3 EL.
But not in a gay way.

"those qualities are generally limited to things like facial appearance, general physical fitness and even abstract stuff like "confidence"."

truth

"it's probably not a coincidence that men can identify "attractive" men based on less sexual factors whereas women are more comfortable seeing members of their own sex in a eroticized fashion. "

good point

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"You to mr703.......You are exactly the fuckd who have run many off this board. - gringo"

Well - first things first, I'm not a girl (I think we've been here before)

And secondly...woah - your reading of my original post was fairly out there, I was making a fairly light-hearted flippant point (as is the way with this board, or at least how I remember it) hence the use of cock and arse and indeed the phrase 'it's a big thing to put a big thing inside you' lighthearted, see? Still I think we can agree both activities are things that occur in homosexual relationships and I don't think an, admittedly, crude depiction of them (even with the quite reasonable assertion that some men still find the imagery weird, scary and unnatural; I wish they didn't but it's hard to avoid) should be compared with the attitude in 1985 when a lot of people thought of AIDS as a 'gay plague' - so I'm glad you've retracted it - I won't go to any pains to evidence it but I'm pretty fucking far from harbouring any homophobia, latent or otherwise.

I still think that the media representation of casual lesbian encounters compared with same sex male encounters is massively different. For a decade the whole world was told that gay sex was promiscuous and dangerous - it's perceived as dirty and, for fuck's sake, something that really annoys me - the word 'gay' is used as an insult to describe something rubbish or disappointing. Hot girls kissing each other gets a different sort of press.

I just can not get with the 'all women are bi sexual but not all men are' argument - I have a lot of female friends and part of their identity is being bi or being queer - I can't imagine they would agree either. What would it make them? Slightly more enlightened? More attention seeking?

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>>>> "so I'm glad you've retracted it - I won't go to any pains to evidence it but I'm pretty fucking far from harbouring any homophobia, latent or otherwise."

yeah, i apologize for not understanding what you were saying. to clarify though, i wasn't calling YOU homophobic. i meant it seemed like you were playing off of other people's homophobia, or at least the trained concept of it.

i agree that there is a stark contrast between the media's coverage of bi-sexual women and bi-sexual men. where i think where we differ though is that i believe the difference in that the coverage is a reflection of reality. it's not shocking to see women in media talk about making out with other women because that's accepted and - dare i saw - normal these days. there's a lot of girls out there who find other girls attractive on some level. on the other hand, the same cannot be said for guys, so this would not be the norm and thus not reflected as commonly within the media. it seems though that you believe this is some sort of conspiracy (perhaps a subconscious one), to make the public feel that girl-on-girl is okay, but boy-on-boy is not. i really don't think that's the case.

again, Occam's Razor... when you hear, see and read about women being attracted to other women a LOT more than men being attracted to other men, why not consider the most simple explanation to be the right one? there are more girls that fit that into that category out there than guys.





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The explanation that men are generally more afraid to express their interest in the same sex than women are is pretty simple too, and just as likely.

speak for yourself there, clay aiken.

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I never heard of Clay Aiken. Is he handsome?

not really, but i still want to take his cock in my mouth.

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I bet you say that to all the guys.

only the ones i find attractive.

(now you say: "Like I said, I bet you say that to all the guys.")

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I once heard Herman Brood (Dutch rocker, well worth seeking out for his music, not just his gay antics) tell a story about a friend who wanted to have sex with him. Herman wouldn't fuck him in the ass, but he didn't object to taking it up the ass. What would you prefer? In the ass or up the ass?

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Is it gay if I need both the male and female performers in a porn video to be attractive?

I really can't stomach watching a hot chick getting nailed by a dumpy looking dude, say like Ron Jeremy.

Also, it helps if both their genitals are attractive...



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Is it gay if I need both the male and female performers in a porn video to be attractive? >>>>>>

no.

>>>> "Herman wouldn't fuck him in the ass, but he didn't object to taking it up the ass. What would you prefer? In the ass or up the ass?"

ah, the age-old "would you rather?" debate...

traditionally, i have wound up on the less popular side of this conundrum. if someone was holding a gun to my head and i was forced to choose A or B, i think i would opt getting plowed like a Fargo driveway in the middle of winter.

it might sound shocking, but here's my reasoning:

if you are catching, you just have sit there and endure it like the physical torture that it is. you would be an inactive participant and you would only be responsible for closing your eyes and disassociating yourself from what was happening to you in order to get through it.

on the other hand, if you are pitching, that would mean you are the one who is both the active aggressor and also the one who is personally sexualizing the experience. in order to fuck someone, you'd have to have an erection. an erection means you're sexually stimulated. the idea of doing something with your boner is inherently more sexual that doing something with your ass. that just sounds much more my traumatic to my psyche.

so that being said, i think i would rather be the one enduring some physical torture rather than the one who is all worked up with a chubby and staring down and a big old sweaty, hairy ass as you're pounding away on some dude.

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"Is it gay if I need both the male and female performers in a porn video to be attractive?

I really can't stomach watching a hot chick getting nailed by a dumpy looking dude, say like Ron Jeremy.

Also, it helps if both their genitals are attractive..."


this is an interesting point

i guess for me, im more about it being semi believable

and if this hot chick is getting banged out by a busted up dood, it just doesn't compute for me

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"as you can tell, i have put a lot of thought into this."

I can tell and it doesn't sound unreasonable. But can you imagine the horror of catching and finding yourself with a enormous hard-on?

>>>> ""Is it gay if I need both the male and female performers in a porn video to be attractive?"

neither. sometimes a scene with some good old fashion intercourse is enjoyable, but i don't like it when they show much of the guy at all. keep the camera on the girl, future porn directors of the ,org.

the above is regardless of whether the guys is "attractive" or not... but for the record, there is no bigger boner-killer than a shot of an O-face or sweaty slob of a body of someone like ron jeremy. gross.


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>>>> "But can you imagine the horror of catching and finding yourself with a enormous hard-on?"

and believe me... the several times that i have found myself in this position i thought to myself, 'why didn't i select option B???' of course, that was after i finished first.

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"but i don't like it when they show much of the guy at all"

the ass in face, balls dangling, angle is just infuriating

WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THAT!?

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agreed... the obligatory balls-slapping-inner-thigh shot should be a prisonable offense. who the fuck gets off on that???

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Gharland.

no, i meant when that shot is used in human-on-human scenes.

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Is it me or has porn gotten more extreme recently? It used to be anal was a rarity but now its seems to be the gold standard.

And what the fuck is up with the whole ass to mouth thing??!! How fucking disgusting is that?! Especially when a different girl starts sucking some dude's cock who just pulled it out of her friends ass!

Are they having enemas before these shoots? Wouldn't that get you violently ill?



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i know what you mean duder... there's some sick fucking porn out there, that's for sure. and then there's also some porn that keef isn't in.


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Finally something we agree on.



"Happy Channukah, fuck faces." - llr

"Are they having enemas before these shoots?"

Probably, you hardly ever see a cock covered in shit after they take it out of the ass.

unless it's thanksgiving at the kjoy residence.

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"Are they having enemas before these shoots? Wouldn't that get you violently ill? "

Not to worry. Their parents prepared them for a career in porn by giving them Hepatitis B shots.

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For the record, I don't think it's a conspiracy - I just think that there is some thing self perpetuating about the media representation - and I guess that means I agree with you I suppose; girl on girl is probably more prevalent...but also it may be easier for them to talk about it to...I don't know. I don't think the representation of either is OK though.

And I still disagree that it's an evolutionary thing - still, interesting argument.

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i think it's safe to assume that if he were a girl

most girls would fool around with her if they were drunk

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You boys have come through to create a thread that makes me blush to read while standing in line at the pharmacy.

I'm so proud.

Ha! Mr703 - I hope they would...

EL - are you buying lube?



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I am sure my thoughts on lube are floating around the org somewhere... suffice it to say, it's not needed often enough to restock it.

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I remember that EL, was it in the Girl with the Wooden Dildo book discussion thread?


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yes, I think it was

703 you said you'd never tell about our webcamming last year, I don't know if I can forgive you

you guys are making me ill

not even for anal EL? Damn....

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well sure, but it's not like I'm having anal every day... or week.... or month....

It's telling that this thread outlasted Ely's vaccine thread. I guess we are just a bunch of white assholes.

Dr. Plains, I have been neglecting my archivist duties. Did I miss anything?

I can't believe no one beat you to the white asshole line......


also, why comparing this thread to ely's thread? that will only cause me trouble. I'm currently in process of turning ely into a nice man and my friend and this can't help.

Any thread about anal and porn is going to outbang most threads. A thread about an infant vaccine is lucky to get 20 posts, much less become a banger.

At ease, EL. You've been good at not defending trolls and have improved your posts. I wanted to troll you for not knowing anything about Wikileaks, but I'm becoming a gentler man.

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I'll be honest, I'm shocked no one did troll me about my ignorace of the subject

I've been pretty much caught up in me this week, just haven't paid it much attention

but now that they are mentioning b of a, I guess I better pay attention sigh

I didn't something for Trevor (where is he going in that car?). I just wanted to know if there is anything worth making fun of someone about. Like young duder, I got tired of wading through all the Ryan Adams threads.

Watch Syndromes with your wife.

as it stands, i still have never heard a single guy ever utter the words, "ok look, i admit, i DID make out with my roommate Greg back in college one time.... but i was totally drunk at the time, so it didn't count!"

Thats because even if they had made out with Greg the one time at college while drunk they wouldn't tell another man because they would fear being ridiculed.


Most men would at some point have watched gay porn even if it was just out of curiosity.If you asked them if they had most would come out with some immature macho bullshit like "No fucking way man thats just fucking gross dude,it makes me feel sick." Even if they felt ambivalent or apathetic about it !

You are ten times more likely to contract STD by posting in this thread.

I should ask Dan.

cball's explanation here kind of made my night:

"in order to fuck someone, you'd have to have an erection. an erection means you're sexually stimulated."

it's like we have our own Dr. Drew right under our own roof
aahahahah

I just asked Dan.

Cball usually has some cracks in his theories, but he filled this one in qite nicely.

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Noonan is an expert on cavities.
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A very penetrating comment there Ely.

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EL, i'm having a difficult time reconciling this comment:

* Author: ElevatorLady
* 4/6/11 6:08:54 AM


cball's explanation here kind of made my night:

"in order to fuck someone, you'd have to have an erection. an erection means you're sexually stimulated."

it's like we have our own Dr. Drew right under our own roof
aahahahah

* Author: ElevatorLady
* 4/10/11 9:49:49 PM

many rape victims have physiological responses to physical contact that do not indicate actual psychological arousal. So, the idea that you'd clearly have to be turned on in order to get hard enough to fuck a guy is a bit flawed.

"The first one's free, the next one's in your mouth." - Charlie Sheen [referring to pee tests]

I sayeth:

the hahaha = a thing I found funny

the second comment = no less relevant because I found the first thing funny

the real question = "I find it fairly interesting that you are so vehemently opposed to the idea of showing arousal that occurs due to homosexual contact that you would rather be sodomized and risk anal fissures and the possibility of a good amount of pain to avoid it. I can think of really no reason other than a bit of homophobia to explain this opposition."

the last comment = this stems from 65% boredom and 35% curiosity (roughly. ok, maybe half and half)

S.L.U.T.

what's that stand for?

where your argument fails is that you are presupposing that a straight man would have no qualms about fucking another man in the ass if he's not gay because he would be comfortable enough in his own sexuality.

that's no more valid than the same old, tired argument that concludes all men who find gay sex between two men unappealing are actually gay themselves deep down and suppressing their homo tendencies.

that's fucking brilliant.

personally, i don't like cats. i'm a dog person. so does that fact mean i either (a) harbor a bigoted "phobia" against cats, or (b) subconsciously want to fuck a cat in the ass?


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highlife: 2
nick: 3

"The first one's free, the next one's in your mouth." - Charlie Sheen [referring to pee tests]

Please wrap the cat in duct tape so it does not explode while you are fucking it.

Sorry EL. That was supposed to
be: S-L-U-T

ok let me ask you this

if the hot 24 year old chick you sport-banged Friday came to you wearing a strap on and said 'one of us is getting fucked in the ass, which one will it be?' what would your choice be?

who is a slut, awu? what are you talking about?

It's a Todd Rundgren song that you make me think of. S-L-U-T

>>>> "if the hot 24 year old chick you sport-banged Friday came to you wearing a strap on and said 'one of us is getting fucked in the ass, which one will it be?' what would your choice be?"

is this a rhetorical question?

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highlife: 2
nick: 3

"The first one's free, the next one's in your mouth." - Charlie Sheen [referring to pee tests]

glad I could inspire you to such great heights

Not so great or high really.

no
it's not rhetorical

it's meant to demonstrate that you have a strong and marked preference toward fucking versus being fucked

if there's an explanation besides 'homophobia' that explains your option to be fucked versus fuck and be shown to be aroused, please just say it. I'm curious why you'd choose that.

i think you lost me. if you're asking me if i'd rather fuck a girl in the ass as opposed to getting fucked myself in the ass, well that's a no-brainer. i fail to see the point you're making here.

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highlife: 2
nick: 3

"The first one's free, the next one's in your mouth." - Charlie Sheen [referring to pee tests]

No one is asking me but I'd much rather be the fucker in your anal giving vs receiving scenario.

If you were being forced would you chose to suck or be sucked? That was easy.

if there's an explanation besides 'homophobia' that explains your option to be fucked versus fuck and be shown to be aroused, please just say it. I'm curious why you'd choose that

To jerk or be jerked.

i already posted my thesis about that above. go back and re-read. if you're on the receiving end all you have to do is grin and bear it. it's nothing but pain and you could disassociate yourself from what is actually happening until it's over. if you're the one who is giving, then you are the sole person who is the active participant. you are the aggressor. you're the one who's consciously delivering the act. that's creepier to me.

the definition of the word "homophobia" that are you are wielding in your little witch-hunt exercise here would cast the same shadow over all straight men, everywhere. you're basically arguing that any straight man who wouldn't enjoy fucking another man in the ass makes that man gay. that's a paradox; and a ludicrous one at that.

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highlife: 2
nick: 3

"The first one's free, the next one's in your mouth." - Charlie Sheen [referring to pee tests]

"the definition of the word "homophobia" that are you are wielding in your little witch-hunt exercise here would cast the same shadow over all straight men, everywhere."

only the ones who would say 'I'd rather receive than give'



"you're basically arguing that any straight man who wouldn't enjoy fucking another man in the ass makes that man gay."

umm no. lol.

"if you're on the receiving end all you have to do is grin and bear it. it's nothing but pain and you could disassociate yourself from what is actually happening until it's over. if you're the one who is giving, then you are the sole person who is the active participant. you are the aggressor. you're the one who's consciously delivering the act. that's creepier to me."

So Cball. That leads me to believe you would rather me fuck your mouth than you to fuck mine.

Lol.

alright, well let's put this in terms that you can understand then since you're struggling with this so much. for the sake of the argument, let's assume you are a completely straight woman with no sexual attraction whatsoever towards other women. if you had to choose between: (a) performing oral sex on a girl, or (b) receiving oral sex from a girl, which would you choose?

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highlife: 2
nick: 3

"The first one's free, the next one's in your mouth." - Charlie Sheen [referring to pee tests]

You are making this easy on me as a hetero. I get to fuck you and not the other way around. Thanks. You are a pal.

:) condescension won't win the argument, cb, though your use of it is noted :)


I would choose the one that felt better - I'd choose to receive oral sex from a girl.

>>>> "So Cball. That leads me to believe you would rather me fuck your mouth than you to fuck mine."

um, i think i might have to change my mind after seeing the way you phrased that. i don't think i like this game anymore.

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highlife: 2
nick: 3

"The first one's free, the next one's in your mouth." - Charlie Sheen [referring to pee tests]

"wielding in your little witch-hunt exercise here"

really, no

I said 50% of this was boredom

*big hugs

EL would chose my licking before fucking if she was forced. For you CBall she would pay you to do both.

"i don't think i like this game anymore."

hahahah

I can get ennui if you and your icicle are ready for it....??

if mr. gay was here i'd totally give him a twirl.

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highlife: 2
nick: 3

"The first one's free, the next one's in your mouth." - Charlie Sheen [referring to pee tests]

a twirl with your mouth?

or a 'whirl' as in 'a turn'?

So EL is bored and wants to don a strap on and do CB up the ass
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boy, you 2 really know how to take the fun out of an anal thread. Stop acting like a couple of asses.

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EL, how does one go into a spa and ask for anal waxing? I am asking for a friend.

or anyone can answer that knows.

how much to clean up my spokes?

An enema by a stunning naked swedish woman? how much?

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Relevant: apparently Sasha Grey retired from porn today

Wow, interesting, Buff. I just acquired Broken because Dave Navarro directs her in it and I am curious.

Also, buttakup, I do not know about procurement of anal waxing services, but good luck with that.

over a year ago

where's the time go?

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That's so 2010.

What's so 2010? Bleach, Assholes or Spokes?

Sent from my iPhone 3Gs

All of the above.

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Gringo?

I had the same thought, Joost.

Gringo might be trying to make a point that the mods here don't do their job well.
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My girlfriend doesn't bleach her asshole, but she does use Wite-Out. I feel like I am putting my dick in an erroneous asterisk.

I wite-out my asshole too
The earth is a brain.

Tell me more, kjo.
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-kjoy

you want to know more about my asshole?
The earth is a brain.

Yes
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You ask the questions and i will answer best i can
The earth is a brain.

She is already spoken for, fuck off Waves.

Goed nieuws, edit
The earth is a brain.

OMG!

Wat edit you wish
The earth is a brain.

edit you wish
The earth is a brain.

:-)

you guys are welcome again for this thread

Kjo, I'm afraid I have to do a little editing, in this thread and the other DT thread, for the sake of our future bilingual children.

Imagine, ten years from now, one of them asking you "mommy, did you really ask daddy to...on an internet message board dedicated to Ryan Adams?".

^ by then it would probably be "mommy, did you really ask daddy to...on an internet message board dedicated to Mandy Moore's deaf ex-husband?"

i edited, I dont want our children thinking that daddy suffed carrots up his dick.
The earth is a brain.

Thanks honey.

Yours truly, Bugs Bunny.

I can't be arsed to read this hole thread. Could someone fill me in?

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Where's PinkStarScott when you need him?

bleach

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