Sure those aren't hickey's?

thats what happens when i slap my wang around titties

thats what happens when i slap my wang around titties

Sick
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What IS love, anyway?

is that after an operation? or is that fencliffes mom?

Fencliffe's mom. good eye, whisperer.

i take it that you know Fen's mom pretty well then?

yeah she used to come over to talk about gardening and spices.

oh, that reminds me... i wanted to ask you about the length of the growing season in Finland. What types of flora grow best in that climate? what is the timeframe for growing?

let me know and leave a sex-note on my windowsill.

im not sure but i guess april -august or something

you're not really from Finland.

im from mcdovia

haha

post a picture of your Finnish dinkle to prove it.

oh, and i found this:

"the average length of the growing season is 180 days in the southwestern archipelago, 140 to 175 days elsewhere in southern and central Finland, and 100 to 140 days in Lapland. The first snow falls in northern Finland in September, and elsewhere in October"
http://www.fmi.fi/weather/climate_4.html

you are correct.

oneday we will buy a little farm house on an island in the Finland archipelago, TorsoTony

That would be sad if she wasn't fat.

i want a house that looks like this, Whisperer



do you think you can make a lot of money, Whispy?

Fat? She has great boobs (minus the bruises and all), but I don't think she looks fat.

She does appear to have been sitting on that toilet recently, which isn't the most attractive thing...

She's got a spare, spare tire.

Crimson delivers again.
______________________________________________
"Know I have sexitude?
Whats wrong with you?
Clean up that mess of glue and nails
your hurting yourself.
Please" - candy 1/26/2010

Oddly erotic.

That bra doesn't fit right.
alt-cuntery.corg: SRSBSNS247364

seriously, no one is going to ask angie to show us a picture of her bra fitting properly? this place really has gone downhill.

______________________________________________
"Know I have sexitude?
Whats wrong with you?
Clean up that mess of glue and nails
your hurting yourself.
Please" - candy 1/26/2010

Is that a cell phone she's got tucked up under her strap?

Haha well my job title is Certified Fit Specialist and I work in the Lingerie department at Nordstrom.. I have extensive training and I know how to fit a bra, just ask Oprah! It's srsbsns!

That girl is in cup denial.

alt-cuntery.corg: SRSBSNS247364

The bra DEF doesnt fit properly.
It looks almost painful.
Also, IMO, those tittes be fake.
Also, also, what the fuck happened to her? The only time I have seen boobs look worse than that was when my BFF had a breast reduction. Oweeeeee.

Why would you post this, Tim?

Shel, it does look like she had an augmentation. I'm thinkin about getting a reduc when I'm old enough. Ralf.

alt-cuntery.corg: SRSBSNS247364

[deleted]

I don't think joost got even credit for those Springsteen photos as a play on "bruise tits." Well done.

That should say "enough" credit.

Angie, there was no looking back for George when she had hers done. They look pretty amazing now. She went from a DD to a large C. She had it done back in 2000, you cant see the scars at anymore. She was in a super amount of pain when she first had it done though. Makes me cry just thinking about it. Yoweee.

She had a reduction for a DD? What's her band size? I'm a 32 band (Australian band size 10) and if I was a DD, that wouldn't be very big.

I think it'd be worth it. I'm 22 with back pain.

alt-cuntery.corg: SRSBSNS247364

She would be a 10 or 12 DD. One was larger than the other, which was the primary concern. I couldnt live with DD's. I am a C and that seems way massive most days! AHAHA!

I met a 19 year old girl who is like a 40 band, an A on one side, and a DD on the other. I guess I can be grateful for my symmetry.

alt-cuntery.corg: SRSBSNS247364

Oh Jesus! I cant imagine things be THAT off! What did she do for bras? Did she have to use prosthetics or something in her A side? Poor thing.

Yeah, actually, she's been using prostheses since she was 13, the same breast forms used for women who've had mastectomies! The worst part is insurance won't help her since it is considered cosmetic, and they are about $300 each.

alt-cuntery.corg: SRSBSNS247364