yesterday i stopped to put gas in the car. this woman pulls up next to me and comes up to my window. she hands me a pamphlet saying "hi! i just wanted to give this to you, it will explain why we are going through so much suffering right now and what god has planned for us yadda yadda yadda".

then she gets in her car and drives away. doesn't go up to anyone else at the gas station. was it because i was listening to david bowie, which is clearly the devil's music? or do i just give off a vibe like i am CLEARLY going to hell?

i didnt want to be the one to tell you



Author: llr
don't come trolling me on another site and act like your some kind of country western Jesus.

i'm sure it was the Bowie music

"You people have held me back long enough... I'm going to Clown College!"

nah, ive met you, you dont look like youre going to hell. I think that im more of a candidate than you are.

Were you the only one outside?

"My vision of scummy and mickey right now - is them with one extravagantly coloured drink and two straws. " - W-T

no. i was still actually sitting in my car. there was a guy at the pump on the other side of mine. she singled me out!

"then she gets in her car and drives away. doesn't go up to anyone else at the gas station. was it because i was listening to david bowie, which is clearly the devil's music? or do i just give off a vibe like i am CLEARLY going to hell?"

HAHA!

This has happened to me and my friends about 3 years ago

we were walking out of a Kroger Grocery Store with 2 cases of beer each

and this crazy woman came up to us and said, "you kids need to read this, it will explain everything!!!!"

so we put down one case of beer each and let her hand us this pamphlet/book



then put the beer and the books in my car

The Books are still in my car to this day

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You're not special - We're all doomed.

"we were walking out of a Kroger Grocery Store with 2 cases of beer each "

poon?



Author: llr
don't come trolling me on another site and act like your some kind of country western Jesus.

mikee, poon, and i haha

it was spring weekend or octoberfest

there were plenty of kids carrying loads of beer out of the store!?

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prob. why she was there. lots of fish. good old ms. jane. that woman saw more of my money than Sallie Mae.



Author: llr
don't come trolling me on another site and act like your some kind of country western Jesus.

god probably told her to give it to you...
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Keef Riffhard - intolerant hypocrite



-Bea Arthur Whirlwind-

maybe you looked like you were suffering
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Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

obviously. it's decided. i'm going to become a jehovah's witness and pay special visits to each and every one of you.

Ha. A Jehovahs witness stopped by my Japenese friends apartment as she as getting ready to leave. The lady asked her if she knew english so she starts go "no me know little english. just little". The la said nevermind and said goodbye. My friends english is perfect.

"My vision of scummy and mickey right now - is them with one extravagantly coloured drink and two straws. " - W-T

Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell.

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"That which is Cardinalized becomes timeless."

i guess saving those who don't speak english isn't really urgent.



Author: llr
don't come trolling me on another site and act like your some kind of country western Jesus.

Ha apparently not. It made it so she was on time for our poker game though.