If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: notagangster
- 7/23/06 7:12:13 PM
I think I would go with,
"Tony, give me a cigarette"
just sounds like a good band name
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 7:22:24 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 7:27:16 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 7:29:40 PM
great big seaty testicles or drug taking dwarves or heck maybe even thrush
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: notagangster
- 7/23/06 7:30:27 PM
:(
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 7:30:31 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: MISPLACED
- 7/23/06 7:31:15 PM
Mega Superior Gold
"Staring into her eyes and then try and explain it
But it's written in a language that was meant to fuck you up.."
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: notagangster
- 7/23/06 7:31:37 PM
drug taking dwarves is good, rockabilly
actually anything involving dwarves is good
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 7:32:51 PM
ur dumb stumble!:) im gonna draw you a realy shit picture i think thrush is white fluffy shit on ur weener or chinese eye on gals i think
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: erica_allen
- 7/23/06 7:33:17 PM
My band's name is German Creek haha.. only because it's the name of the boatdock we play at.. technically, I guess we're not even a band b/c we never get together.. We all live like 2 hours away from one another & never hang out.. sad stuff..
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: notagangster
- 7/23/06 7:34:45 PM
My friends have a local band called, "Eda Ruth" after one of their grandmothers. i like it
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 7:37:00 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 7:37:26 PM
thats dumb
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 7:38:57 PM
Rockabilly would name his band Colin and the Stapled Testicles :D
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 7:39:18 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: highly medicated self-starter
- 7/23/06 7:40:06 PM
Any overt reference to another band pretty much puts you in cover/tribute band territory. Like, um...Sticky Fingers is a cool band name...for a Stones tribute band, but kind of stupid otherwise.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: MISPLACED
- 7/23/06 7:42:11 PM
Last time I checked, Mega Superior was an unreleased song that is only known within Ryan's hard core segment of fans, so the cover band vibe is a stretch. The Old 97's are named after a Cash song.
I could name about 5 billion more.
"Staring into her eyes and then try and explain it
But it's written in a language that was meant to fuck you up.."
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 7:42:44 PM
im not a pervert!who told you that? james had chlamydia mr boondock
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 7:43:54 PM
just saw my mates band tonight, they are called the Lovespuds... Now theres a name that cracks me up :D If they ever make it big I might form a Lovespuds tribute band called Potatoes of Passion :D
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: highly medicated self-starter
- 7/23/06 7:46:12 PM
Any Ryan Adams fan would be like "Hmm...I wonder if they are a Ryan Adams cover band..." before ever hearing the music. Which is cool if you're going for that.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 7:47:12 PM
lol, why doesnt James predicament surprise me... what with all those "SwampDonkeys" as u so succintly put it on Friday...
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 7:48:15 PM
my fat mate here is called spud and on 1 of his many dating things he uses-all of which remain unsuccesfull-hes called lovespud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 7:49:43 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 7:50:35 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: smc
- 7/23/06 7:51:44 PM
i named my band stella blue after the GD song, i thought it was a cool name
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 7:52:30 PM
sometimes i feel dirty after i jerk off over someone i realy shouldnt of i know how u feel sweetheart lets talk about pencils
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 7:53:53 PM
stumbling, i wondered that myself... I dont thnk theres enoguth Monkeys in the world :P
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 7:54:07 PM
depends how good it was
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: MISPLACED
- 7/23/06 7:55:23 PM
Radiohead- named after a Talking heads song (true stories)
Deacon blue- named after a Steely Dan song.
Godsmack- ALice in chains song.
Powderfinger- Neil.
Rolling Stones- named after a Muddy waters song.
Starsailor- Tim Buckley song.
to name a few. I don't believe they had the cover band syndrome. This has been going on for years.
"Staring into her eyes and then try and explain it
But it's written in a language that was meant to fuck you up.."
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 7:57:28 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 7:57:46 PM
and too add to that, there was that Indie band years back, Warm Jets, named after that song "Here Come The Warm Jets" and if I werent drunk n lazy, id tell ya who it was by too...
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: laureeloo
- 7/23/06 8:26:19 PM
my friend and i were in an imaginary dance pop band called The Fire Muffs.
but ive always thought that Stella Artois would be a great name for an elitist indie band.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 8:27:32 PM
stella artois ye ol wife beater
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: ra_bess
- 7/23/06 8:28:46 PM
wreak the house
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: laureeloo
- 7/23/06 8:29:17 PM
i cant stand to drink it but the name is perfect.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 8:31:11 PM
my mates just just fight after drinking that
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 8:31:15 PM
awwww, its LOVELY! Stella is the nectar of the gods.... I mean, shit, look how Zeus treated his wives.... and then there was that god who turned himself into a swan so he could fuck another swan... that guy MUSTA been drunk :D
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 8:32:23 PM
i would of just fucked the swan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 8:33:35 PM
colour me surprised Col ;)
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 8:34:05 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 8:34:21 PM
haha :)
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: laureeloo
- 7/23/06 8:35:41 PM
oh the ancient dieties, how drunk and foolish they all were.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 8:35:53 PM
Stumbling, isnt that "Wicked" thing the same thing that running uptown at the moment, in some theatre, possibly even the Victoria where Ryan played?
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Duke487
- 7/23/06 8:37:39 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 8:41:02 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BoondockSaint
- 7/23/06 8:44:03 PM
http://www.wickedthemusical.co.uk/index.
Ryan
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Kowalski
- 7/23/06 8:44:04 PM
The Happy Pandas
my imaginary moldy peaches-esque electropunk duo. the t-shirt would feature two pandas "getting it on".
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: gamecock
- 7/23/06 8:50:03 PM
"Savage Animal"... For two reasons
1)Because Rock N' Roll is a SAVAGE ANIMAL!!
2)And it just rolls off the tongue....
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: musicmafia
- 7/23/06 8:51:02 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: laureeloo
- 7/23/06 8:59:04 PM
but then i start thinking of savage garden and i don't think thats the kind of band you want to be in...
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 9:08:08 PM
the lead singer just got married to his boyfriend thats just wrong
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: laureeloo
- 7/23/06 9:14:09 PM
the only thing wrong with that is it might inspire him to write even more horrible songs than he already has, otherwise i say "its a beautiful thing".
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: ant
- 7/23/06 9:14:53 PM
ive always liked the name Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans...but i think thats already a band :(
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: ra_nuclearrr
- 7/23/06 9:16:07 PM
Personally, I think Tony, Give Me a Cigarette is cool. But I'm sick and uber medicated right now...so I'll get back to you later when I can think.
And do you name a band like you name a dog? Does everyone in the band just sit around and say shit until someone hits it. How about Spot?
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: loadedlikeasailor
- 7/23/06 9:16:13 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: riffmomma
- 7/23/06 9:17:06 PM
There's a local band here called Velvet Lovebox...I freakin' love that name. And well, the thought of a velvet lovebox! :)
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 9:17:58 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: B-More
- 7/23/06 9:21:00 PM
Sandy Duncans Other Eye
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: laureeloo
- 7/23/06 9:21:04 PM
i like fred funk! but it sounds like a bunch of middle aged white guys trying to play funk. they could play at the open.
it beats the hell out of the ernie els band.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/23/06 9:22:37 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rockabilly
- 7/23/06 9:23:05 PM
its fucked
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: ra_nuclearrr
- 7/23/06 9:24:43 PM
Hah. I like Sandy Duncans Other Eye. That's a kickass name.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: miked331
- 7/23/06 9:28:31 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: B-More
- 7/23/06 9:32:05 PM
thnx nuclearrr.. i just thought it up. It could be famous!
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: notagangster
- 7/23/06 10:19:11 PM
thanks nuclearrr, "Tony, give me a cigarette" is a good name for a band,
Sentences or phrases are funny as band names, in my humble opinion, here is another one:
Black Holes are dangerous!
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: BriarRabbit
- 7/23/06 10:50:28 PM
Cherry Lane
I've always liked the idea of naming the band after one of your favorite artist's songs.
I probably wouldn't pick that actually, it's not tough enough.
How about: Moodswing Whiskey
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Wolfman Jack
- 7/23/06 10:51:39 PM
RaptorCRY
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Gypsyboy
- 7/23/06 11:11:10 PM
Spuyten Duyvil
(Spitting Devil)
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Wolfman Jack
- 7/23/06 11:14:47 PM
Vehicular Homo-cide
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Wolfman Jack
- 7/23/06 11:16:48 PM
In The Eyes Of A Ranger
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Lazy Dazed Angel
- 7/23/06 11:26:14 PM
Total Wreckstasy
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Let it rock me in the arms of stranger's angels until it brings me home
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: isione31
- 7/23/06 11:41:38 PM
Corey Ison & The Night Owls....
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: brandy_bomb
- 7/24/06 12:12:40 AM
Brandy and the Donkey Punchers.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: juliet
- 7/24/06 12:14:21 AM
I knda like that Cherry Lane one...
and yours ain't half bad either, Brandy!
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: nillawafer
- 7/24/06 12:14:29 AM
Savage Animal!
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: brandy_bomb
- 7/24/06 12:15:49 AM
It's an ode to Voice of Reason. He will be the electric triangle player in the Donkey Punchers.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: juliet
- 7/24/06 12:17:20 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: brandy_bomb
- 7/24/06 12:18:08 AM
You want me to have a roll? Is it buttered? ;p
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shelfie
- 7/24/06 12:19:08 AM
HAHAH Brandy!
Mine would be called The Grotty Wangs and I would be the singer. I went and saw The Sleepy Jackson a week or so ago and Luke Steele told me I should be a singer because I have a 'powerful diaphragm with lovely vocal chords'. HAHAHHA!
From the little shelleybean :)

Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: juliet
- 7/24/06 12:20:26 AM
Of course it's buttered.
Actually, I think it's I Can't Believe It's Not Better.
I mean butter.
(I just can't do funny...)
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: brandy_bomb
- 7/24/06 12:20:52 AM
We should start our own band together. Our accents would be so hot.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/24/06 12:21:48 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: dannynoonan
- 7/24/06 12:25:18 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: brandy_bomb
- 7/24/06 12:25:55 AM
I'm the first groupie for Sweet, Sweet Mound. I'm also the band's muse.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: bloodclot
- 7/24/06 12:27:10 AM
blowteen
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: brandy_bomb
- 7/24/06 12:33:32 AM
The Poontang Clan.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: dialtone
- 7/24/06 12:36:46 AM
Rainbow and the Queer Dil & Do's
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: curseddiamond9
- 7/24/06 12:40:44 AM
"Starsailor- Tim Buckley song."
This news makes me feel a lot better about wanting to name my band Goodsouls. :) Surprised I didn't already know that.
I have another name I want too but I like it so much that I'm not willing to share just yet. ;)
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: brandy_bomb
- 7/24/06 12:46:37 AM
Brandy and the Cunty McCuntersons
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: dialtone
- 7/24/06 12:47:19 AM
The Flashing Bumpkins
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: sherpa_pubic_hair
- 7/24/06 12:48:22 AM
Sherpa Pubic Hair....my handle on the .org
Was on vacation skiing in Colorado sitting in a hot tub with some friends discussing my slow but imminent rise to "rockstar" status. My buddy made the comment,"yeah...you and your band Sherpa Pubic Hair." It just stuck.
FYI...I don't have a band. I'm waiting to get another drum kit. In the meantime, I rock out with my cock out with me and my guitars by myself in my red room ....usually drunk....usually after 2 am.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: nextmorningcatholic
- 7/24/06 1:04:31 AM
the poontang clan... I love it!!
i'm so naming my band that
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: nextmorningcatholic
- 7/24/06 1:07:42 AM
either that or SUPERBEAST
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: chriswindham
- 7/24/06 1:15:48 AM
When I finally assemble an alt-country band we will be known as "Pastor Fuzz and the Altar-boys"
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: highly medicated self-starter
- 7/24/06 1:16:50 AM
Just to be obnoxious, I'd just like to point out that the Rolling Stones named themselves after a Muddy Waters song because they indeed started out playing BLUES COVERS, not originals, and their first single was a Chuck Berry cover. And if I was going to list decent bands that took their names from other bands' songs, I'd leave Starsailor and Godsmack off.
"Here Come the Warm Jets" is an album by Brian Eno, which is kind of electronick-y and pretty boring. Never heard of the band, but they would be pretty indie-tastic to take their name from that.
Not saying it doesn't happen. Radiohead is just one of the instances where it hasn't been kind of lame. It immediately associates the band with the previous artist. Coat-tails.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: ra_MatthewJKaner
- 7/24/06 1:31:31 AM
Ginger.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Anastasia Beaverhausen
- 7/24/06 2:32:12 AM
I have fantasies of doo-wop girls and smooth brothas' layin' down tha hurt.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/24/06 2:52:24 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: crazymofo
- 7/24/06 2:54:32 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: stumblinginthedark
- 7/24/06 2:58:40 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: curseddiamond9
- 7/24/06 4:02:51 AM
If I ever do a side project as a rapper, I'll be DJ Tanner.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Truck On (Tyke)
- 7/24/06 4:53:22 AM
Loaded Cock Stevenson
Barrel-Chested Laughter
Lead Pipe Serenade
The New Hardy Boys
Windowless Summer
Pet Store Foreclosure
Rabbits In The Bank
Foreskin Shredders
Hot Bowls Of Pus
The Queefs
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: ra_Pushy Tramp
- 7/24/06 4:54:23 AM
My Old Man's A Dustbin
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Truck On (Tyke)
- 7/24/06 4:57:09 AM
The Lazy Dicks
Cunthole Plumbers
Asswipe Johnson
When The Taints Go Marchin In
Armpit Noise
Black James Bond
Naked Martians
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Driving in your car
blazing eagle on your hood
I feel like dancing 'til I feel good
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: 9th Street Kid
- 7/24/06 7:12:15 AM
I have actually been thinkin about this alot lately cos I am currently settin up a new band and I'm tryin to think of a name for us.
Here's some of the ideas I came up with:
The Promise
The White Sadness
The Sound Check Blues
The Delicate Din
The Night Breeze
The Evening Skyline
The Midnight Sun
The Evening Sky
The Cloudless Day
The Poor People
Forced to Confess
The Switchblade Smile
The Trashcan Fire
Saints in the Street
The Street Fever
The Start
The Sky
Under the Sky
The Tin Angels
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Thank God dreaming's free
Cos I would spend all my money making make believe
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Bonochick
- 7/24/06 8:46:24 AM
Unfaithful Jelly
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: jrodisdead
- 7/24/06 9:10:21 AM
Art Vandalay and the Architects
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Bonochick
- 7/24/06 9:11:34 AM
I love you.
Not in that way though. I don't want Lafawnduh gettin' all Rex on me.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: MissAvery
- 7/24/06 9:11:49 AM
The Screaming Cicadas
Good luck and Gram Parsons
http://myspace.com/goodtilnow
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: MissAvery
- 7/24/06 9:12:57 AM
I also like the name of a local band from around here - Red Eye Jedi
Good luck and Gram Parsons
http://myspace.com/goodtilnow
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rahbee
- 7/24/06 9:59:17 AM
an emo/screamo band - Diane Nightmare
a country/blues band - Dirty Red Roses
my favorite, a garage blues (kinda like the white stripes - de stijl) - The Rayguns
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: FatFuck
- 7/24/06 10:46:21 AM
I've always kinda liked Bizarre Bazaar...or Groundskeeper Willy
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: jazzyjeff
- 7/24/06 11:05:08 AM
Infinitys Muse....
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rahbee
- 7/24/06 11:14:16 AM
hey jrodisdead, did you know that pink floyd was the architechts before they were the pink floyd sound before they were pink floyd? interesting tid-bit.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Stagger-Lee
- 7/24/06 1:07:28 PM
I still think that The Brain Jonestowne Massacre is the best band name ever... maybe The Ben Kenoobies
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: jrodisdead
- 7/24/06 1:11:33 PM
I did not know that rahbee.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: sean
- 7/24/06 1:13:47 PM
the gravity, darling
.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: sean
- 7/24/06 1:17:07 PM
or...
fuzzy johnson's freeball express.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: troublesome
- 7/24/06 1:30:34 PM
Turd Ferguson (& The Shit Bags)
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rahbee
- 7/24/06 1:35:16 PM
hahaha i love the second one sean, classic.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rahbee
- 7/24/06 1:36:02 PM
i also like elton black & the marauders
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: losersuperstar
- 7/24/06 1:36:50 PM
i have a band, thus it is already named. :)
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: sean
- 7/24/06 2:53:45 PM
thanks, rahbee. still lookin' for a triangle player if you want to join us...
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rahbee
- 7/24/06 2:54:51 PM
dude nobody rocks the triangle like me. i go buck nutty.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: rahbee
- 7/24/06 2:55:33 PM
i also double as a cowbeller and tamborinist.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: LookAtMeImCrazy
- 7/24/06 2:56:46 PM
Widgets. In economics, this was always the fake thing that was sold. It makes me laugh. I would love to hear "Widgets" all day long. Can you imagine people chanting "WIDGETS!!!"
I would pee myself.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: oaklander
- 7/24/06 3:19:46 PM
The Sitch
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And in the shadows of the past
Where you're spinning so fast
It's hard to see it coming
And it never lasts
And with nothing to judge your life by
How will you know
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: oxfordstandard
- 7/24/06 3:32:03 PM
Atheist Angel... if we were a goth band
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take on me.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: beautiful rain
- 7/24/06 8:39:48 PM
I was really bored one day when I was in grad school and started making up band names from shit people said/did in class. Here are a few:
The Poor Social Skills
Steve's Israeli Girlfriend
Case the Joint
Glass Eyed Perverts
Attention Seeking Behavior
Social Work in Progress
The Lookers
Mandy's Exposed Rear
Pennsylvania is for Lovers
Yuppie Dad Cuddle
Art K. and the Kudus
Exiled Gentiles*
Grandma Is Under the Tool Shed
Looker and the Lockjaws
Welfare Reform School*
My Full Bladder
Feed Julie
The Furry Sweaters
Don't Say Retard
The Reinforcers
Oriented Times Three
Plaid Mary*
Doctor's Office Whore
Bandura Modeling School*
No Mustard
The starred ones are the ones I liked the best.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Wolfman Jack
- 7/24/06 8:44:21 PM
RapturKry
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: riffmomma
- 7/24/06 10:09:05 PM
when i was dating a guy that loved to ride motorcycles i wanted to have an all chick band called the crotch rockets...i love the double meaning. :)
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: sean
- 7/27/06 9:37:37 AM
mediterranean chicken wrestler.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Listen To The Music
- 7/27/06 10:02:38 AM
i would call me band apetite for absurdity.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: AmyG
- 7/27/06 10:08:31 AM
I used to work in a day camp and I had this kid, Slava, in my group. Every day his mother, who was Russian, would send a note with him to camp.
No Swim Slava. That would be the name of my band.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: delicate06
- 7/27/06 10:18:16 AM
hahahahaha that's great
http://myspace.com/delicate06
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: radioradi0
- 7/27/06 11:56:38 AM
Yuppie Dad Cuddle- goth
Steve's Israeli Girlfriend- ska
i think the best band name ever, if The Strokes didn't exist, is The Boo Radleys. Familiar, but exotic. :)
when i was in middle school, i made up an imaginary band called epoch edifice. they were a duran duran-esque concoction, with a flock of seagulls- haired lead singer. they had ponderous, concept videos and undecipherable lyrics. i even designed their singles' sleeve art! (i had a lot of free time.)
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: cornjulio21
- 7/27/06 2:04:53 PM
Gutteral Instincts
The Shucking Oysters
The Bitter Depends
The Solar Flares
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: oxfordstandard
- 7/27/06 2:09:19 PM
"Steve's Israeli Girlfriend- ska"
perfect.
i wrote a screenplay about a rock band - or a group of friends who wanted to be a rock band...
they were called "The Dialtones" - i think that's a band, but i still like it.
Gator Aids
is another one.
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take on me.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: RocketMan
- 7/27/06 2:14:07 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: _TankTOP!
- 7/27/06 3:50:30 PM
i like happy pandas! :)
Leafy Barlow
Alan
The Crazy Halogen Bastards
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: radioradi0
- 7/27/06 4:06:25 PM
i don't know why that pairing sounds right, it being a ska band. But doesn't it? :)
dialtones is a great name! i've never heard of the real band, though.
Ticketmaster is like LA...it's corrupt as all hell. There is no answer for the stuff that goes on there.
-Duke487
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: radioradi0
- 7/27/06 4:06:41 PM
i don't know why that pairing sounds right, it being a ska band. But doesn't it? :)
dialtones is a great name! i've never heard of the real band, though.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: sean
- 8/1/06 12:01:22 PM
peer pressure.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: amievil
- 8/1/06 4:14:08 PM
vagina venom & the wankers
lonely girls? (band names are never questions)
violet fungus
scarecrowes
dawn.i.pinder
appl
*these are all bands i have been in and named so patent pending*
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: sean
- 10/27/08 10:01:05 AM
warrior kitten
satan fingers
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 10/27/08 10:02:42 AM
'Rolf'
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: melancholyjen
- 10/27/08 10:04:08 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: DougoBlue
- 10/27/08 10:07:15 AM
Soul Patch.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 10/27/08 10:07:16 AM
'Humvee'
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 10/27/08 10:08:53 AM
'Crimp'
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 10/27/08 10:09:16 AM
'Legless'
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: DougoBlue
- 10/27/08 10:12:28 AM
Snagglepuss.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: borrowedsuit
- 10/27/08 10:19:16 AM
michigansucks
Dave
Go Browns!!
"I hate the Steelers." - Winter Trees
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: friend of the devil
- 10/27/08 10:20:19 AM
killing kittens.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 10/27/08 10:33:02 AM
'Pesto'
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Rocketsauce
- 10/27/08 12:10:44 PM
some of my former bands:
Satan's Hairlip
Cyanide Barbecue
Dan and the Not Dans
Israel as it Gets
Heartbeat Optional
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 10/29/08 6:08:06 AM
'Swirling Shards of Mystik Rhythm Swirling Through the Net Curtains of Inner Consciousness.'
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 10/29/08 10:35:35 AM
The Flaming Shits
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"All I remember is what we had to drink and Skillet and Ray Duffy's preoccupation with fireworks... the Roman candles and black cats sounded a lot like I'd hope we'd one day sound -- pretty little things all set on fire waiting to get destroyed."
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: keef riffhard
- 10/29/08 11:27:00 AM
bruce springsteen
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Your Friend,
Keef Riffhard - intolerant hypocrite
-Bea Arthur Whirlwind-
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Carrots
- 10/29/08 11:28:32 AM
i wanna sex keef.
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one can develope a crush on, sight unseen
the cuteness of carrots always bleeds through
her posts and her comments almost hug you
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: ISPY2
- 10/29/08 11:28:57 AM
"Penis Envy and the Castration Complex"
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: simms2673
- 10/29/08 3:05:16 PM
wolf bait
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: onelousypetunia
- 10/29/08 3:09:20 PM
1. Stranger! Danger!
2. Fashion Seat Belts
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: dudeman
- 10/29/08 3:11:57 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: keef riffhard
- 10/29/08 3:12:00 PM
is that a promise carrots or a name of your band?..
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Your Friend,
Keef Riffhard - intolerant hypocrite
-Bea Arthur Whirlwind-
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 10/29/08 3:26:20 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: sean
- 1/13/09 3:08:10 PM
elbow deep
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 1/13/09 3:19:50 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Wickerman
- 1/13/09 3:20:12 PM
The Apostates
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 1/13/09 3:26:48 PM
Ely Plains and The Cock Rockets
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: gharland
- 1/13/09 3:36:45 PM
Nuclear Sex Toy
The Drowning Kittens
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Jeff
- 5/16/09 2:46:39 PM
either All Ages or General Admission, just to make tickets to our shows confusing
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: onelousypetunia
- 5/16/09 3:41:06 PM
War Park
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: simms2673
- 5/16/09 3:49:20 PM
jaccuzzi snake
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: llr
- 5/16/09 3:51:11 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/17/09 1:09:25 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: J.J. LaBeef
- 5/17/09 1:11:39 AM
Bloop.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/17/09 1:13:28 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 5/17/09 5:07:25 AM
In response to "Penis Envy and the Castration Complex"
- 'Prostrate Revenge'
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If music be the food of love, explain bagpipes.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: ferris wheel junkie
- 5/17/09 5:19:08 AM
flaming pussies
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: beauford
- 5/17/09 5:19:47 AM
death to the mangled monkies or the milkshakes, one or the other.
"It bought me a pool full of dreams and a bed made of unicorn bones!" -ra
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Nomio
- 5/17/09 5:33:46 AM
Naomi and the Miners
That's miners, not minors. Perverts.
"Sometimes when one looks out one's window at the riff-raff on the street, one asks oneself "don't these people know what a gin and tonic is?" - Pushy Tramp
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 5/17/09 6:39:11 AM
Silent Voices
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If music be the food of love, explain bagpipes.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: dudeman
- 5/17/09 3:02:11 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: bottle rocket
- 5/18/09 12:05:57 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: highlife
- 5/18/09 12:17:55 AM
Shadow--funny, an old buddy of mine wanted to call our band Uncle Fister.
We ended up being called Meatloaf Pussy.
Cause our cat was fat and when he was comfy, resting with his paws tucked under him, he looked like a meatloaf.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: dtk82
- 5/18/09 4:41:03 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: dtk82
- 5/18/09 4:41:19 AM
"dress pants"
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: untamedbeatboy
- 5/18/09 5:01:01 AM
Johnny Vomit and The Swamp Rats
(I would be Johnny Vomit)
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 5:56:43 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Musette
- 5/28/09 5:58:52 PM
'Rehab'
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:03:54 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:04:41 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:05:28 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:08:06 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:11:30 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:14:02 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 5/28/09 6:17:14 PM
I'd name it "Not A Gangster"
"why hasnt everyone quoted me in their profile?" -Whisperer
"I got into phish late in the game" -WavesCrashing
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:21:48 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 5/28/09 6:22:32 PM
The Bad Hand Jobs
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: AmyG
- 5/28/09 6:24:19 PM
HA! How about...
Happy Ending
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:24:41 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: dialtone
- 5/28/09 6:26:53 PM
Too Fat For Folk
Pigeon Holstered
Fuck To Cum
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:26:55 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:28:19 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:33:34 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 5/28/09 6:34:17 PM
Beef Jerky & The Squirts
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 5/28/09 6:37:22 PM
Shadow is killing me today!
"why hasnt everyone quoted me in their profile?" -Whisperer
"I got into phish late in the game" -WavesCrashing
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:38:31 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 5/28/09 6:39:34 PM
"Jerks for Christ"
"why hasnt everyone quoted me in their profile?" -Whisperer
"I got into phish late in the game" -WavesCrashing
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:40:44 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 5/28/09 6:41:38 PM
I have a feeling my life from the moment I came up with "Jerks for Christ" is just going to be downhill.
"why hasnt everyone quoted me in their profile?" -Whisperer
"I got into phish late in the game" -WavesCrashing
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 5/28/09 6:41:56 PM
Jerk & Squirt
Playful Hands
Beer Battered Baby Barn Swallows
Chocolate Ice
Vanilla Lice
Tasty Cum Sox
Radical Hemorrhoids
Blew My Load
Tug & Chug
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:44:33 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:45:16 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 6:50:37 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: bottle rocket
- 5/28/09 7:05:20 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 5/28/09 7:09:01 PM
Lezbian Dopeheads on Mopeheads
Weiner Stain
Vinyl Lettuce
UPS Shorts
Gharland and the Hemroids
Peter, Paul, and Shut the Fuck Up
Baby Mashers
Ernest Goes to Hell
Al Qaeda Water Sport Brigade
"why hasnt everyone quoted me in their profile?" -Whisperer
"I got into phish late in the game" -WavesCrashing
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 5/28/09 7:10:21 PM
Just saw "Camp Crystal Meth"
Aces...
"why hasnt everyone quoted me in their profile?" -Whisperer
"I got into phish late in the game" -WavesCrashing
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Nobody Girl
- 5/28/09 7:11:50 PM
My boyfriend's band is called The Bangs. I love it.
American comsic freakout southern northern goth country metal machine hybrid space rock is not for everyone....
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: bottle rocket
- 5/28/09 7:15:43 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 7:17:55 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Ankaa
- 5/28/09 7:23:37 PM
Billy Bob Canceled Canada
That would be my favorite band. =0)
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 7:26:09 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 5/28/09 7:40:07 PM
"The Lamonts"
May be my favorite.
"why hasnt everyone quoted me in their profile?" -Whisperer
"I got into phish late in the game" -WavesCrashing
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 7:44:24 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow the Grey
- 5/28/09 8:01:34 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: kingtito
- 5/28/09 8:21:49 PM
Ryan Adams' Pussy
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Joe in Atlanta II
- 5/28/09 11:52:19 PM
Grudge Fuck
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: bottle rocket
- 5/29/09 1:03:08 AM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 10/13/11 3:10:53 PM
Man. Now I really want to know all that shit I had to say.
Also...
Fucking Pumpkins
Obviously it would be a J-Lo cover band.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: kev
- 10/13/11 3:21:41 PM
Milk Poot
"lick my swingers you lucky people"
-coxyyxoc
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: AWU
- 10/13/11 3:23:57 PM
The Analog Holes
Sent from my iPhone
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 10/13/11 3:28:06 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 10/13/11 3:28:40 PM
And Kunt Knuckle
It's a rap/metal band. Hence the misspelling.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 10/13/11 3:35:15 PM
Beer Battered Barn Swallows
rings a bell
Gregory Alan Isakov - Virginia May (Folk Radio UK Session) by Folk Radio UK
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: wings
- 10/13/11 3:40:00 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 10/13/11 4:28:10 PM
i'm still standing by
"the hymen breakers"
Gregory Alan Isakov - Virginia May (Folk Radio UK Session) by Folk Radio UK
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: mr703
- 10/13/11 4:37:45 PM
the beatles
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"You to mr703.......You are exactly the fuckd who have run many off this board. - gringo"

Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: AWU
- 10/13/11 4:43:23 PM
If 703 was in the band we could call it Thunderbolt.
Sent from my iPhone
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: theRoses
- 10/13/11 5:08:00 PM
Last night i was thinking about the band name "Electronic Bubonic"
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: inky
- 10/13/11 5:14:44 PM
Feel How Soft
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: WillieCash
- 10/13/11 5:21:37 PM
My background singer girl's trio is thinking of switching names from "The Cashiers" to "The Shady Ladies"
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 10/13/11 5:22:42 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: theRoses
- 10/13/11 6:21:10 PM
I like the Cashiers, but for a back-up singing group, the Shady Ladies ain't bad
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: captain cunnilingus
- 10/13/11 6:23:47 PM
Fag
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: captain cunnilingus
- 10/13/11 6:24:27 PM
or The Fags
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Ankaa
- 10/13/11 7:54:35 PM
Don't Squeeze the Charmin
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: inky
- 10/13/11 8:09:43 PM
My background singer girl's trio is thinking of switching names from "The Cashiers" to "The Shady Ladies"
Call 'em the Tender Legals.
I'm loving this album, Willie!
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 10/14/11 2:23:54 PM
Doctor Robotnik and the Cathode Ray Tubes
Smiling Falafel and the Hippy-Go-Luckies
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: tgram
- 10/14/11 2:59:55 PM
The Beatles
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 10/14/11 3:15:10 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Harmonica
- 10/14/11 4:37:54 PM
Two Drink Minimum
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How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 10/14/11 4:46:49 PM
Sonic Death Rhino
It's a DRA Metal/Alt-Country cover band. And they only do songs referencing lights, houses and street names.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 10/29/11 3:34:55 PM
Donna's Summers - Disco reviva death metal band with like nine guitars.
Farmers Daughter - Folk with a solid tinge of hipster hair and beards.
Queer In The Headlighs - Folk Scissor Sister cover band.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 11/6/11 4:21:32 PM
Brown Banana and the Flingly Flandangles
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 11/6/11 4:22:43 PM
Mushroom Hat
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 11/18/11 1:52:55 PM
Hulamaniacs - They only do covers of Nickleback Pete Yorn
What is now proved was once only imagined. - William Blake
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: inky
- 11/18/11 1:56:19 PM
Crowded Hamster
Pounding Urethra
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: highlife
- 11/18/11 5:30:38 PM
The Lilygilders
Jar of Farts
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I ain't got nothing but love for you now.

Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 11/19/11 11:51:54 AM
Spearmint Hegemony
Arnold Arnold
FRANK0M00SE
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 11/19/11 11:54:37 AM
(Ticket) Arsemaster Tickets!
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: joost
- 11/19/11 11:59:15 AM
Bram Parsons.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: winter_trees
- 11/19/11 12:43:57 PM
Fishy Scent - it would be folk/ rap
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dance me through the panic
'til I'm gathered safely in
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: hamster
- 11/19/11 12:48:21 PM
Demi and the Dorks
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 11/19/11 6:53:34 PM
Frankie and the Fuck Would You Like Its
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 11/19/11 7:56:00 PM
Jason Doner Kebab Van
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: hamster
- 11/19/11 8:06:22 PM
Anal Gerbil
(grindcore/eurodisco band)
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 11/21/11 11:38:31 AM
The Conjoined Triplets - It would be a two piece band
The Toilet Trees - death metal
What is now proved was once only imagined. - William Blake
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: inky
- 11/21/11 12:12:09 PM
Candyscab
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 12/19/11 5:12:13 PM
We're being vandalized by beavers.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 12/19/11 5:14:34 PM
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 12/19/11 5:17:21 PM
Have you seen some of the long, not funny band names lately?
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Conspicuous Narrator
- 12/19/11 5:18:18 PM
[deleted]
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: grbounds
- 12/19/11 5:36:59 PM
Dryer Fire
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 12/19/11 5:49:26 PM
Jane's Recovery
Black Doughnut Holes
Illegal Alien Ant Farmers
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 12/19/11 5:57:33 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Baffy
- 12/19/11 6:16:48 PM
Chocolate Subway or Marshmallow Overcoat.
's all,
peas,
Baffy
"And her Baffy’s got arch
And her flipflop's all right"
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: AWU
- 12/19/11 8:11:01 PM
Gold
Sent from my iPhone
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 12/20/11 12:05:38 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: joost
- 12/20/11 2:02:13 PM
The Group.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: DougoBlue
- 12/20/11 3:45:38 PM
We were thinking the Unitards would be a great name. It comes with a ready-made dress code and the fan club could be known as the Tard Heads.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: inky
- 12/20/11 3:48:35 PM
WOW. I'd mock this but you cannot deny the passion.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 12/20/11 4:09:16 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Debaser64
- 12/20/11 4:47:24 PM
Vandalized By Beavers
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: inky
- 12/20/11 5:20:53 PM
Stupid Cow Come Home to Mama and Let Me Milk You.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: DougoBlue
- 12/20/11 11:28:13 PM
Milk ewe.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 1/9/12 10:29:54 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 1/9/12 10:31:59 AM
nUKE THE GAY UNBORN BABY WHALES! for peace!
Gregory Alan Isakov - Virginia May (Folk Radio UK Session) by Folk Radio UK
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 1/9/12 11:22:10 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 1/9/12 11:27:25 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 1/9/12 11:28:23 AM
Vagina Mustache & The Beef Curtain Mud Flaps
Gregory Alan Isakov - Virginia May (Folk Radio UK Session) by Folk Radio UK
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 1/9/12 11:29:12 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 1/9/12 11:30:30 AM
nope an emo underground acoustic pedal steel synth boy band
Gregory Alan Isakov - Virginia May (Folk Radio UK Session) by Folk Radio UK
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 1/9/12 11:32:01 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 1/9/12 12:00:48 PM
beach boys meet neil young meets ray lamontagne
Gregory Alan Isakov - Virginia May (Folk Radio UK Session) by Folk Radio UK
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 1/9/12 12:04:48 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 1/9/12 12:08:48 PM
sure!
Gregory Alan Isakov - Virginia May (Folk Radio UK Session) by Folk Radio UK
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 1/9/12 12:41:53 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/16/12 10:38:12 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: DougoBlue
- 3/16/12 11:32:02 AM
Milquetoasted
A jam band.
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Doug's Discs
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: DougoBlue
- 3/16/12 2:24:43 PM
Triplebanger would be a good name too.
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Doug's Discs
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 3/17/12 9:04:10 AM
Blackpool Pleasure Bleach
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: tomb
- 3/17/12 9:12:58 AM
Astro Chimp
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/17/12 9:13:57 AM
Pimps In Space
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 5:49:08 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: DougoBlue
- 3/23/12 8:19:35 PM
One of my Dad's childhood friends was named Gloria Funk.
I think that may do.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: GoldFalcon
- 3/23/12 8:25:16 PM
Barry Fitzgerald's Horse
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Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: hamster
- 3/23/12 8:28:37 PM
The Beevers
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:32:02 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: hamster
- 3/23/12 8:34:29 PM
The Ozric Testicles
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:35:31 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:37:23 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:38:23 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:39:13 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: hamster
- 3/23/12 8:39:21 PM
The Banned
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:39:42 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:42:35 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:42:59 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: hamster
- 3/23/12 8:44:55 PM
Brothers Kalashnikov
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:45:14 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 3/23/12 8:46:11 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: kjoindahouse
- 3/23/12 8:47:17 PM
Peengina would be a good name
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: hamster
- 3/23/12 8:52:27 PM
Author: ISPY2 10/29/08 11:28:57 AM
"Penis Envy and the Castration Complex"
Where the fuck is the man with the phallic sigs anyway?
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 3/24/12 7:32:50 AM
Dick Wolf and the Cunt Weasels
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 6/8/12 4:38:53 PM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 6/9/12 10:34:53 AM
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 6/19/12 2:05:22 PM
Chicken Fister
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 6/19/12 2:06:24 PM
Meade Skelton & The Skelitones
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: nick
- 6/19/12 2:13:32 PM
Dexy's Meadenight Runners
Emeadelou Harris
The Meade Gees
Johnny Cashberger's
JiMeade Buffett where we cover 'Asperger's in Paradise'
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: joost
- 6/19/12 2:15:53 PM
Lou Meade.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: inky
- 6/19/12 2:18:22 PM
Against Meade!
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: joost
- 6/19/12 2:19:06 PM
Meade Puppets
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: nick
- 6/19/12 3:38:47 PM
The Dixie Chicks-Fil-A
AutisM. Ward
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 6/19/12 3:41:09 PM
Those Meade ones were fairly Meadeocre.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: nick
- 6/19/12 3:48:14 PM
GodMeade You Negro Emperor
Sweet Tea-nage Fanclub
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Lies, Lies & more Lies
- 6/19/12 4:18:43 PM
Borgia's heir
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we all got a space to fill
pop life
Prince
i will learn to survive
Ordinary World
Duran Duran
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 7/16/12 5:27:46 PM
People Of Earth
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 8/1/12 4:18:08 PM
Musik fur die LONGHAIRS
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: DougoBlue
- 8/1/12 4:31:35 PM
I love "The Banned".
Yay hamster, you win!
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: hamster
- 8/1/12 4:43:32 PM
Well, thank you! I'd also like to thank all the trolls on this site for inspiration. I couldn't have done it without you banned people.
The Earth is an asshole.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: kjoindahouse
- 8/1/12 5:03:19 PM
YW
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: waterboy
- 8/2/12 3:35:17 PM
Cleveland Steampunk
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Shadow Monkey
- 8/13/12 6:36:11 PM
The Vigil Aunties
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 8/14/12 5:51:23 PM
Alan Bumfuck and the Soothsayers
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 9/20/12 4:45:58 PM
Alan Unanimous and the Red-Top Mousy Fuck Fucks
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 9/20/12 4:49:45 PM
Alan is Anal Backwards
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 9/20/12 5:11:35 PM
actually its lana dumb fuck.
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Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: whisperer
- 9/20/12 5:34:47 PM
actually alan is nala backwards
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 9/20/12 6:41:34 PM
lol balv actually alan is alan backwards. it's still alan guys! he is just facing the other way.
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: thebalvenie
- 9/20/12 6:42:38 PM
lana
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“When I was young, a teacher had forbidden me to say "more perfect" because she said if a thing is perfect it can't be more so. But by now I had seen enough of life to have regained my confidence in it.”
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 9/20/12 6:45:52 PM
turner? backwards into alan?
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 9/20/12 6:54:01 PM
Alan Llama and the Barack=o=Back=to=front Backward Bastards
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Rickety Cricket
- 9/20/12 7:19:45 PM
Al Gore and the Super Serials
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: kjoindahouse
- 9/20/12 8:48:37 PM
peengina juice or herpe monkey
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I have very broad shoulders tapered down to a thin, narrow waist - Meade
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: Rickety Cricket
- 9/20/12 8:57:00 PM
the Vagineers
Re: If you had a band, what would you name it??
- Author: fasterpiece
- 2/17/13 10:45:16 AM
Gary Neville Likes Oasis